Had this dream that these two guys were cheating a contest. The rules of the contest were that you had to be getting married, and then you put together a 4 (or maybe 6) person cheer team and answered farm related trivia questions. So these two guys put together the cheer team, but were always the ones who answered the questions (you did a cheer/ ( Read more... )

Had an awful zombie nightmare. Woke up at 4:11 am. Was freaked out enough to activate my computer and check the news to make sure that the zombie hordes had not arrived. Zimbabwe was making headlines. That really threw me off for a couple seconds.

Last night I dreamt that my youngest brother and I were puzzled about a "Dark Brown Oatmeal Stout." Mainly because the drink itself was light brown. We came to the conclusion that maybe the Oatmeal itself was dark brown. Then I woke up and realized he's too young to be drinking anyway.

Last night it thunderstormed. I woke up a little, and dozed during the thunder and dreamt (among other things) that it was raining so hard that all the ceilings on the first floor of my parent's house were leaking.

Last night's dream: My marble topped table from Midtown Plaza got knocked over and shattered and I was horribly upset.

Also: Walking away from something that was playing Harry Belafonte's "Day-O."
I'm actually not sure if this was a dream or real life.

Occasionally I have dreams in which boxed sets of 4 DVDs are sold in cases with the area of a child's picture book.

If I ever have children and need to apply for food stamps, I am going to list my children as "spawn" in the relationship field.

Why does underwear need to come in resealable packages?

I had a dream last night where my iPod was smoking. Not as in "it had become anthropomorphic and had acquired a pack of cigarettes and a lighter" but as in "smoke was coming out of it." It was working fine, but I kept thinking that maybe I shouldn't use it, but then I was like "No! Need music ( Read more... )

Dear creepy homeless people, construction workers, and other skeevy folk ( Read more... )

I just realized that the inside of peoples eyes (the colored part) can look an awful lot like galaxies and other dusty star forming regions of space. I wonder what the significance of this is.