Which is Worse?
Having your finger nails ripped off one by one or
Having your eye scooped out with a fork
Watching your parents make out or
Your parents watching you make out
Marrying someone you don't love or
Never getting married
Mom trying to act like "one of the guys" or Mom babying you in front of your friends
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Having your eye scooped out with a fork
Your parents watching you make out
Marrying someone you don't love
Mom trying to act like [a teenager]
Dying unhappy when you're 100
Being scared your whole life
Having to drink your boy/girl/friends pee
Getting tortured and killed by a bear (w/ a shark i'd eventually pass out/drown from lack of O2)
Being good looking from far away but ugly up close (that's called beer goggles.....or astigmatism).........for example, "hey, is that guy as cute as he seems w/out my contacts?" "um, lindsey, that's not a guy..."
Kissing someone with a big hairy mole on their lip
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