In a Cubs game, one of their star pitchers was on the mound. After a play, he bent over, looking as if he had just pulled his groin. Mark Grace, now a former Cub, went to the mound to see if everything was alright. The pitcher said that he had an erection. Mark replies, in a laughing manner, "Wow! You must really 'love' pitching."

In a way, it kinda reminds me of my uncle.

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