"Back up in your ass, with the resurrection ( Read more... )

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Okay. Kristy and I are gonna go ahead with Vol. 2 of the Gozzard Corruption Project. For those who don't know, Kristy and I came up with this idea of putting together songs about sex, drugs, and booze (DMB fans, please don't list songs, I know them all) and give the CD to a kid named Matt Gozzard because he is the world's biggest douche. We may ( Read more... )

The world is getting to be a scary place.

There's some tennis player whose ranked No.2 in the world. And he wears white capri pants during matches.

Remember The Wedding Singer, that movie starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore? Apparently someone thought it would be a good idea to make a Broadway musical out of it.

"...I've got my pistol pawn cocked ( Read more... )

While Sat. w/Jeffy remains on hiatus, enjoy these flash videos from ABS ( Read more... )

Well, I just had a little scare ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am officially freaked out.

I looked at one of the entertainment headlines on Yahoo! and one of them said that Paris Hilton was planning an album with Hip Hop, Reggae, and Pop music.

I would make a few comments and a joke about sleeping to the top but this is too ridiculous.

I've been finding some awesome songs on iTunes that were a part of the Tony Hawk video games. A lot of them were pretty cool. So, the following is a list of the top 20 songs from Tony Hawk games ( Read more... )

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE...somthing ( Read more... )