Pairings: OnKey?
Genre: comedy? : P
Disclaimer: SHINee
Author: Eiji Satoshi
Summary: Key: "Hyung Jinki is an alien, believe me"
Warning: engrish, engrish, shitty engrish :P
***Key's pov***
Jinki Hyung actually is not a human being, he’s an alien, dumped on earth.
I was doing my morning task as usual, prepared breakfast for 5 hungry stomach (hey, I need to eat too). It might sound extremely feminine but that's me, the mother of shinee. In order to give adequate nutrition for all the members, I forced manager Hyung for allowing me handle food for the members. Anything but ramen, taste doesn’t matter.
This morning I’m not in a good mood (not because a PMS, thanks GOD). I gave too much salt and wrongly pour soyu in kimchi. I could see the result when the breakfast time came.
Taemin furrowed when he ate his food. "Key umma, I think this is a little bit salty.", He said carefully, trying not to hurt my feeling. (Taeminie is a nice kid.)
"it’s not ‘a little bit', this is ‘too’ salty. Did you give a bag of salt on this soup?", said Jonghyun with his usual sarcasm. (oh, I’m getting used to ignore that snake's mouth.)
"Kibum Hyung, I think it will be better if u add something to fix the taste." said Minho., the cool, calm and confident boy.
I give a glance to Jinki Hyung.
Jinki Hyung was too busy eating his food, not realizing that all the members are looking at him, amazed. When he finally finished the food, he gazes at the four shocking faces.
"why do you look at me like that?", asked Jinki Hyung, confused.
"Hyung ... are you hungry or what?", jonghyun said. "don’t you feel something strange about the food???" (unfortunately, the knife is out of reach.)
"it does not. It’s yummy." said Jinki Hyung without thinking. (ow, I wanna hug him~~~)
"are you allright, hyung?", Minho looked at him, amazed of jinki Hyung’s taste sensibility.
Taemin was still bewildered. (Poor kid).
Well, an Alien doesn’t need taste sensibility, does it? :P
***end***
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