folding John Wayne's T-shirts/when the swingset hit his head

[muskmelons]

There is something eerie about my ability to waste time

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[firetoast]

My ability to waste time > your ability to waste time. I'm sorry, I think I win.

But yeah, days like that that just never get going are like pudding.

[anonymous]

"hair that looks like a witch cut it' meghan you're the greatest