/shakes this place up with a--
BOX PARTY!!
Your character finds him/herself on a fairground of sorts, but instead of rides, booths and all of those merry things one would usually find in an actual fair, this place is littered - and I mean littered - with BOXES! From the oldie-but-goodie wooden crates, to gigantic decorated gift boxes one might give to a loved one, this box party has every one of your four by four needs! What will your character do now that they've gotten over the wondrous spectacle that is this box party?!
** Use the RNG; set it to numbers 1-8.
** Comment with the number you rolled on the title box. Whatever you roll corresponds to the box your character must open!
#1: Wooden Crate? Oh, you've probably seen this one being shipped all over the place. You might have even broken a couple in your lifetime, hoping to find a sword to increase your strength, or some armor to defend yourself with, during the heat of battle. Open this box and you'll find absolutely none of those! Instead, opening this wooden crate will make your character extremely aggressive, agitated and moody! Like they're on their period! Times ten! Hooray! (Also, there might be a meat bun or two in there....)
#2: Pretty Box? This one's a keeper - it's black, it's lined with gold, and there are dragons and peacocks and tigers and wolves and birds printed all over it! The urge to break it must be unbearable! Once your character opens this box, they will find themselves inexplicably attracted to the first person that they see, regardless of sex or character! Ooh, and there are paper hearts inside the box too!
#3: White Box? How mysterious. This box is just plain white, either painted white or covered in white paper. Nevertheless, you must find out what's inside it! Lo and behold, this box has nothing but paper cranes in it. Huh. Once your character opens this box, they will be consumed by a burning desire to grant every wish and command of the person they next speak to, no matter how silly or stupid the requests are!
#4: Glowing Box? Dun dun dunnnnn! Don't be scared of this box, because despite its intimidating greenish glow, it's actually quite amazing! Open this box and your character will be able to see through anything and everything around them. Yes, that includes clothes. Awkward? Maybe so, but you also get a free iron fan to go with your x-ray vision! To...cover your eyes with? Not that it'll help, but oh well!
#5: Iron Box? This sturdy, impact-proof box is only for those who can take the heat, for those who are brave enough to withstand the fires of battle, till the bitter end! Or it could also be the best box for those who have something extremely valuable to hide? Whatever the true purpose of this manly box, once your character opens it, he/she will want one thing and one thing alone: TO FIGHT! Blood lust! They're seeing red! HEY IS THAT LU BU'S HAT IN THERE--
#6: Velvet Box? Mm, this one's soft and plush. Purple and lacy, a pink ribbon wrapped around its lid...you don't want to open this one, you're scared of what'll pop-out, but you can't resist its exterior! You must know what's inside! Your character will find an item they are extremely fond of inside this box, and as an added bonus, they'll feel like they just drank a million bottles of wine! That's right folks, your character is going to be the drunkest thing around, even if they didn't drink a single drop of alcohol. Ahh, the power of these boxes ~ truly awesome!
#7: Broken Box? ...How lame! You got the box that's wrecked, wet and smells of old, rotten rice balls! There are holes in it, though they're not big enough to glimpse what's inside, and you're pretty sure you could touch this box with a single finger and it'd break apart completely. Still, when your character opens this box, they'll find junk inside, and will be physically incapable of lying. That's right; this box removes your character's brain-mouth filter! Whatever they think, they HAVE to say! Even if they don't want to say it!
#8: UNICORN BOX. Rainbows and butterflies and unicorns - don't ever forget the unicorns - are drawn all over this box. Opening this will give your character pink wings, a horn on their head, heck they can even have hooves if they wished hard enough! Your character is now part-human part-magical horsie! Complete with glitter! It's empty, but hey, at least you get to fly around all fantastic and gay! ♥
** Your character can open more than one box, and the character that comments to your characters' thread can open a box at the same time.
** As per usual, no wank, no drama, IC =/= OOC, and let's all have some fun! :D
Your character finds him/herself on a fairground of sorts, but instead of rides, booths and all of those merry things one would usually find in an actual fair, this place is littered - and I mean littered - with BOXES! From the oldie-but-goodie wooden crates, to gigantic decorated gift boxes one might give to a loved one, this box party has every one of your four by four needs! What will your character do now that they've gotten over the wondrous spectacle that is this box party?!
** Use the RNG; set it to numbers 1-8.
** Comment with the number you rolled on the title box. Whatever you roll corresponds to the box your character must open!
#1: Wooden Crate? Oh, you've probably seen this one being shipped all over the place. You might have even broken a couple in your lifetime, hoping to find a sword to increase your strength, or some armor to defend yourself with, during the heat of battle. Open this box and you'll find absolutely none of those! Instead, opening this wooden crate will make your character extremely aggressive, agitated and moody! Like they're on their period! Times ten! Hooray! (Also, there might be a meat bun or two in there....)
#2: Pretty Box? This one's a keeper - it's black, it's lined with gold, and there are dragons and peacocks and tigers and wolves and birds printed all over it! The urge to break it must be unbearable! Once your character opens this box, they will find themselves inexplicably attracted to the first person that they see, regardless of sex or character! Ooh, and there are paper hearts inside the box too!
#3: White Box? How mysterious. This box is just plain white, either painted white or covered in white paper. Nevertheless, you must find out what's inside it! Lo and behold, this box has nothing but paper cranes in it. Huh. Once your character opens this box, they will be consumed by a burning desire to grant every wish and command of the person they next speak to, no matter how silly or stupid the requests are!
#4: Glowing Box? Dun dun dunnnnn! Don't be scared of this box, because despite its intimidating greenish glow, it's actually quite amazing! Open this box and your character will be able to see through anything and everything around them. Yes, that includes clothes. Awkward? Maybe so, but you also get a free iron fan to go with your x-ray vision! To...cover your eyes with? Not that it'll help, but oh well!
#5: Iron Box? This sturdy, impact-proof box is only for those who can take the heat, for those who are brave enough to withstand the fires of battle, till the bitter end! Or it could also be the best box for those who have something extremely valuable to hide? Whatever the true purpose of this manly box, once your character opens it, he/she will want one thing and one thing alone: TO FIGHT! Blood lust! They're seeing red! HEY IS THAT LU BU'S HAT IN THERE--
#6: Velvet Box? Mm, this one's soft and plush. Purple and lacy, a pink ribbon wrapped around its lid...you don't want to open this one, you're scared of what'll pop-out, but you can't resist its exterior! You must know what's inside! Your character will find an item they are extremely fond of inside this box, and as an added bonus, they'll feel like they just drank a million bottles of wine! That's right folks, your character is going to be the drunkest thing around, even if they didn't drink a single drop of alcohol. Ahh, the power of these boxes ~ truly awesome!
#7: Broken Box? ...How lame! You got the box that's wrecked, wet and smells of old, rotten rice balls! There are holes in it, though they're not big enough to glimpse what's inside, and you're pretty sure you could touch this box with a single finger and it'd break apart completely. Still, when your character opens this box, they'll find junk inside, and will be physically incapable of lying. That's right; this box removes your character's brain-mouth filter! Whatever they think, they HAVE to say! Even if they don't want to say it!
#8: UNICORN BOX. Rainbows and butterflies and unicorns - don't ever forget the unicorns - are drawn all over this box. Opening this will give your character pink wings, a horn on their head, heck they can even have hooves if they wished hard enough! Your character is now part-human part-magical horsie! Complete with glitter! It's empty, but hey, at least you get to fly around all fantastic and gay! ♥
** Your character can open more than one box, and the character that comments to your characters' thread can open a box at the same time.
** As per usual, no wank, no drama, IC =/= OOC, and let's all have some fun! :D