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[bif_naked_]

I recieved this email today, and it gave me a fuck of a good laugh. Enjoy, my fellow beaver lovers (hush now, you liked that ;)). These questions about Canada were posted on an international Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Canuck

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[davemoffatt]

Q: I was in Canada in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Surrey, BC. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh man, hey what does a Surrey girl say when she walks into a sperm bank?

"Where do I put this?"

Ba-dum ching!

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[bif_naked_]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DAVE YOU ROCK!!!!!!

[davemoffatt]

A-thank you. I'm here all week, people.

*dazzling bow*

[amanda_marshall]

oh dear god, i love you.

[richpriske]

We like our nudity.

[robin_black]

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter gatherers.
Milk is illegal.

Haha.