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[nardwuar_]

Canucks, fear no more! I am here! You know me for probably one of four reasons:

1) - You saw me on Much Music and immediately thought, "What the fuck?"

2) - You came into the Tomahawk BBQ and saw me attempting to eat the EXCELLENT Skookum Chief Burger or the Mixed Grill!

3) - You've heard the Evaporators and wish to have me institutionalised.

Comments

[misswainwright]

You forgot one...

5)If your fellow Canadian friends keep screaming in ecstacy that you are finally here.

I fall into that category. And your entry is so hilarious, it had me laughing. Mind if I add you, fellow canuck?

[nardwuar_]

That just means you and Kurt, right? What was funny? I was so serious! I wanted to make an impression. I thought I was a contender. You are added despite your lack of current Canadianness. Don't make me come down there and beat you with a maple leaf, missy!

[misswainwright]

haha, NOOOO NOT THE MAPLE LEAF!!! I still like maple syrup in the snow and am a francophone! Does that count?

[nardwuar_]

It counts...a bit. CAN YOU EAT A SKOOKUM BURGER WITHOUT QUITTING??

[carl_newman]

What a lovely musical selection. Rock, paper, scissors for John Collins's soul. 1, 2, 3, go!

[nardwuar_]

HEDGE CLIPPERS!

[carl_newman]

Don't hurt yourself.

[ericbrewer]

Doo doo.

[nardwuar_]

Thank you, sir! Please do not check me.