It's all fun and games until somebody loses a hand...
Ed: WTF!?!?! Shoddy automail. I bet Medicom forgot a bolt somewhere...
Ed: Oww Fuck! I don't remember Medicom making a Winry.
Me: Rules of the Automail Club
1 - You do not badmouth the automail
2 - You DO NOT badmouth the automail
3 - If you badmouth the automail, its creator will find a way to bean you in the head with a wrench
A/N - I promise I am working on a new Roy/Ed Medicom experience that is longer and more yaoilishious but I had this quick idea so I had to do it!