Sweet Dreams Are Made of This
Ed: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzmmmmmmmmmmchicken, mashed potatoes. green beans, rolls
Roy: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzEd chicken
ROY'S DREAM:
Ed: Fuhrer Mustang, how may I serve you?
Roy: First you can, wait, this is my dream...
Roy: heh heh heh Ed in a dress, that's much better.
Ed: How may I pleasure you, my Fuhrer?
Roy: How bout blowin a tune on the skin flute?
Ed: Ok, Roy, I realize this is your dream and all but seriously, isn't that a little ummm big?
Roy: My dream, I get to pick the size.
Ed: Ooooo-kay...
Ed: OH MY GOD, Fuhrer Mustang, you have the biggest cock I've ever laid eyes on.
Ed: So pretty, so pink, so doesn't match your skin tone...
Roy: Don't play with your food, Ed.
Ed: Nomnomnomnomnomnom...slurp
Ed gagging: hack, hack,
Roy: My dream, Ed, you can deep throat.
Ed: Oh yeah, nomnomnomnom
Ed: Oh, Roy, I feel like a cheap, tawdry whore.
Roy: Whore's get paid, you're just a cheap, tawdry slut.
Ed: Oh yeah, thanks for clearing that up for me, aasshole.
Roy: Who's your daddy?
Ed: Uhhhh Hohenheim, moron.
Roy: Well, that was a bit of a mood killer.
Ed: Oh, sorry...RIDE ME YOU MAGNIFICENT STALLION!!
Roy: Insta-boing
Ed: Isn't it funny how much stamina you have in your dreams. Bastard. If this was real life you'd have done me once and started snoring almost before you pulled out.
Roy: It's not the quantity of the sex, it's the quality.
Ed: Well, you might want to step up a bit in that area too.
Roy: ummmm you know what, I am feeling a little tired. Why don't you slip into something a little less scratchy and give me a massage.
Ed: If you fall asleep, I'll turn this dream into a nightmare...
Roy: A little harder on the shoulders there, signing all those documents makes me very stiff!
Ed: I know, poor thing, you are such a hard worker.
Roy: I detect a note of sarcasm...
Ed: Well, you can take the Ed out of RL but you can't take the RL out of Ed!
Roy: I need a special hot, wet massage on my front side.
Ed in a bored tone: Oh, Roy, you are such a naughty boy. OH OH OH. I am hard. I am wet.
Roy: I have a whole load of "sh!" with your name on it. and its about to meet the back of your throat...
Ed: mmmmm finger licking good!
Roy: heh heh heh Roy's special cream sauce fresh from the source
Roy: Let's cuddle.
Ed: Oh yes, Roy, I love to cuddle. I love being held in your strong manly arms.
Roy: Let me just pretend you are a sweet, docile...
Ed: Not a girl, numb nuts.
Roy: hot young man who adores me and never threatens to rip my balls off.
Ed: Your dream, bastard, pretend away.
Ed: I said NO, Russell!! Those are my CHEESY POOFS!!!
Roy: zzzzzzzzzzzOW! WTF!?!?!
Roy: Damn it, Ed! Watch the automail!
Ed: You were having another one of those weird sex dreams, weren't you?
Roy: Uh, no, why would you think that?
Ed: The tent in the blanket you're trying to hide with your hand maybe?
A FEW MOMENTS OF SILENCE PASS...
Roy: So, uh, since we're both awake now, how bout a blow job?
Ed: How about instead I smack you in the head with my automail until you forget you ever asked me that!
EXTRAS:
Roy: Hey, Ed, 69 actually means that I also...
Ed: Mmmmffffhhhh you also what?
Roy: Oh, uh, nothing...as you were!
Ed: Why do I have to be the one in a dress?!?!
Roy: They don't make girl clothes in my size.
Ed: HAHAHAHA you're a plus size.
Roy: Actually I am just to tall for them.
Ed: Well, ain't that a bitch!
Roy: Oh please, oh please, oh please don't let it have been a dream...fuck, the weird one giveth and the weird one taketh away.
MustanginBlue: It's only play-doh, it'd just dry out and be hard all the time.
Roy: I am failing to see the problem...
Ed: Oooo, Roy, these sheets are pretty nice too.
Ed: I know I say this all the time but you are one sick pervert, you know that, Mustang?
Roy: I'm not perverted, I'm just posed that way...now sit on my face and tell me that you love me!
Mustanginblue: Best 63 cents I ever spent...what RAH wouldn't want a huge bright pink cock?
Spent $15 at Walmart to finish this - me
Still no pleased with the dialogue - me
Giggled over the bright pink cock - me
Too tired to care anymore if its at least mildly amusing - me
Going to post and then to bed cause my ass has fallen asleep from sitting here - me
All mistakes are mine, if you see something major, let me know...
A/N - I picked up several things on my shopping trip so now I have new things to stage MEs with! Joy!
ATTENTION!!! Yes, I know the pics are funky sizes, that's cause Photobucket decided play-doh dicks on plastic dolls was pornographic/obscene. I have reloaded all the pics through LJ so they are now smaller. Apologies for those who might have visited during the time I had it f-locked to fix it.