Ed: Let's go in here you said. It'll be fun you said. Think of it as an adventure you said. That place was a fuckin pig sty and everytime you pushed in, I got a face full of dirty sock!
Roy: Come on there's got to be at least one thing you enjoyed...
Ed: Well, there was that cheesy Doritos smell, man I love Doritos!
Ed: WTF?!?! Why are you wearing my dress, Mustangerella?
Roy: We just came out of the closet, remember? Besides it's the 1910's baby, free love and all that. Can you dig it, daddy-o?
Ed: Wrong decade, numb nuts.
Roy: I'm ahead of my time...
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CRAPFEST??? - oh yeah, that would be me.
WE WANT A REAL MEDICOM EXPERIENCE!! - I have some more coming up but this was done first...
A/N - Fail and no my feet don't smell like cheesy Doritos...hehehe I couldn't come up with anything funny about Mustang lifting his skirt cause Ed's reply was always stilted...sigh. I couldn't even think of a good title...I will do better next ime, I promise!