Sweet Sixteen
Roy: I have a surprise for you, Ed.
Ed: You aren't going to sing again are you?
Roy: No, this is even better!
Ed: Gee, what could be better than a drunk assmonkey singing about his penis...
Roy: Ta-da!!
Ed...YOU GOT ME A CAR!!!
Roy: Yes, I did!
Ed; A Mustang...
Roy: Now you can ride a Mustang everywhere you go!
Ed: oooooooooo nice, plastic leather look-a-like seats, a sticker for a stereo, and even a fake phone. You really went all out didn't you, Bastard?
Roy: Only the best for you, my love.
Roy: Ok, now let me show you how to work this thing...
Ed: Just move back, fucker, I got this.
Roy: You know how to drive?
Ed: Yeah, yeah...I've watched you.
Roy: Uhhhhh...
Roy: Damn it, Ed!! You didn't even get it two inches before denting it!
Ed: Don't freak out, asshole, I can fix it.
Roy: Why did you go backwards anyway?
Ed: Doesn't the 'R' stand for run?
Roy: Er, no...so what did you think the 'D' stood for?
Ed: Right now it's standing for 'Dick'...
Ed: Hey, Bastard! My car's bigger than yours!
Roy: Well, I picked it based on the 'compensation' factor.
Ed: What are you compensating for?
Roy: ...
Ed: I hate you, I really, really hate you!
EXTRA:
Ranfan wonders which car has a better sound system...
A/N - not feelin really funny right now but I did want to share Ed's car with everyone.