Puttin' on the Ritz
Roy: Well, this is just weird.
Ed: I know.
Roy: Why are we getting dressed anyway.
Ed: Well, its too early for that Y-con thing the weird one keeps talking about but she did mention some guy named Ike earlier.
Roy: So we have to be dressed cause she has a date?
Roy and Ed look at each other: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..a date...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: I find my lack of a lovelife perfectly acceptable!
Roy and Ed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Roy: You sure you don't want a quickie before I am fully dressed.
Ed: Positive
Roy: How bout a blow job then, these pants unzip easily.
Ed: How bout no, now hand me my jackets.
Roy: Why do you wear two jackets?
Ed: It makes me look taller.
Roy:...it does? I mean, it does!
Ed: You know, one clap of the hands and you could be talking out your ass, oh wait, you already do that.
Ed: I'd almost forgotten what it felt like to be dressed.
Roy: It feels so,..so wrong.
Ed mumbling: ummmmm, you look hot in your uniform
Roy: I know.
Ed: Conceited asshole.
Roy: I know but you still want me.
Ed: Saying that I still want you implies that at one time I actually did want you...so not the case.
Roy: ED!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Ed: I'm not dead.
Roy: Oh, ummmm, isn't it a bit creepy to be surrounded by dismembered hands?
Ed: Not really, they are my hands after all. See, there's the ones I can use to punch you, there's the ones for smack you, and the ones for grabbing things like your nuts when you piss me off.
Roy: Get your hand off my junk, lady, and put me in Ed's box.
Me: You won't fit.
Roy: Oh yeah, his box is too short...
Ed: Fuck you and fuck you! Now put me in my box so I don't have to look at either one of you.
Roy: Well, this just feels wrong. Hummmm maybe I can play with myself while thinking of you.
Ed: As much as you need to get off, you would drown in your own jizz before the day is up...let me give you some images to help you along.
Roy: I can't move my hands.
Ed: Ain't life a bitch!
Roy: I guess I will just have to make a mental list of all the things I can do to you when we get out.
Ed: I think the weird one is going on vacation for a week but still has a week before she leaves.
Roy: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh, nooooooooooooo, its gonna be a REALLY long list in that case.
Ed: If only you could see the look of joy on my face...
Al: BROTHER!!!
Ed: AL!!
Al: Where have you been!?!?
Ed: Uhhhhhh
Roy: He's been on a long, hard mission.
Ed: Long, hard my ass!
Roy: And your mouth.
Al: ???
Ed: Just so you know, Bastard, I can punch a hole though my box and stab you with my automail.
EXTRA
Ed: Doesn't it hurt to have your pants all pinched up around your nuts?
Roy: Non-existant junk, remember...
A/N - Just so you know, in that first picture, Roy is tucking his shirt in and not making another spooge cake for Ed. And again, not really in a mood to be terribly funny but there's a few lines up there that are 'slight smile' worthy...I hope.
So yes, Ike came bywith his threat of bad weather so they boys got put in their boxes (irreplaceable, remember??) and then in about 9 days I will be going to Y-con which means they get to stay in their boxes and get carted over to my parents with other irreplaceable items while I am gone. I know it sounds weird but I don't like leaving them at home when I am gone for extended periods of time. If I could I would pack my cats up and take them to be babysat by my parents too!!! But don't worry, they will get fed and loved on by my brother and his wife.