Free At Last
Ed singing: I want to break free...
Ed: eeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ed: *scritch, scritch* Guess I should go find the Bastard.
Ed: Oh please, oh please, oh please...
Roy: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ed: Fuck, he's still alive!
Roy: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ed: How does he sleep with his eyes open? That's just creepy!
Ed slapping Roy: Wake up, asshole!
Roy: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ed louder, slapping harder: Wake up you sorry lazy ass, good-for-nothing, piece-of-shit, bastard Colonel.
Roy: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ed whispers: Hey, is that Ed in a French maid's uniform?
Roy: WHAT? WHERE?
Ed: About time, asshole.
Roy: Why does my face hurt?
Ed: No idea.
Roy: Uhhh, you have your slappin' hand on...
Ed: And your face hurts, isn't that weird?
Roy: Oh, how fortunate! We seem to have been freed on a bed.
Ed: One fucker's fortune is another awesome alchemist's nightmare.
Roy: I take it I am the fucker?
Ed: Bingo
Roy: That makes you the fuckee...
Ed: And that makes you the about to be fucked up.
Roy: This would be so much better if we were naked.
Ed: This would be so much better if I had left you in your box.
I dedicate this to greedy_lover , because I totally meant to post a happy birthday and was too damned lazy to get on LJ and do it! So late, Happy Birthday, Greedy!!
Also, I do have some more of these photographed, I just have to write them so that could take AGES...