Call for all soldiers

[mustcatchme1st]

Yosh! So I heard a few people are pitching in on this...thing of a thing. It's a heck of a good thing that I'm a trained instructor then. Looks like a few of you could use some endurance training.

So who's up for some lessons on self-defense? I promise I'll go easy on ya. And I won't even charge!

Comments

[maybeimaleon]

I think I'm good.

[mustcatchme1st]

Oi, oi! Don't just brush off any chance to train. That's poor form, friend. Besides, I haven't seen you in action.

[maybeimaleon]

I wasn't brushing the chance off. And if you wanted a spar you could have just said so.

[mustcatchme1st]

Well, that wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I suggested this. But sure! I'm game. Don't think I'll take it easy on you though.

[eaturdumbapple]

He will go easy on you. It's him you need to be worrying about injuring.

[mustcatchme1st]

Er. Angeal? You didn't just insult me or something, did you?

[eaturdumbapple]

Depends on how you want to look at it.

Sometimes true, sometimes not.

[mustcatchme1st]

Hey, waitasec! I'm more sturdy than that! And aren't mentors supposed to be nice and loving and somewhat affectionately annoyed at their mentees or something? I'm feeling no love here, man. No love.

[generalfloozy]

I'd prefer someone who won't go easy on me.

[mustcatchme1st]

Yeesh! Tough crowd.

All right, I get it. No one got stronger taking the easy street, anyway. So I take it you're a fighter?

[generalfloozy]

I'm a general and I didn't make it to that station by winning every fight I was in.

[mustcatchme1st]

No way! General? Seriously? Were you groomed for it or something like that?

Well, that's not generally the definition of a fighter, if you get my drift. I'm sure stubbornness is an ingredient somewhere in there.

[cowardly_hero]

Self-defense, hu? You know, that might not be such a bad idea.

[mustcatchme1st]

Self-defense is never a bad idea! Even if you're not gonna use it in this place, it might come in handy when you're home.

Then again, with everything that's happened, you might have to use it here. So, are you game?

[cowardly_hero]

Am I game? ... Wait, we're talkin' about me?! I was just saying it was good in general. I don't any lessons in self-defense! I am perfectly capable of defending myself just fine. Besides, I'm sure your tactics are for those of brawn and considerable size not 'abbreviated' and witty.

[mustcatchme1st]

...I'm just going to ignore the fact that you just called me slow in a roundabout way and point an accusing finger at you.

Look. Just because you're not human doesn't mean you can't pick up a few more knee-biting skills.

[kotetsu_blade]

I think I know enough.

[mustcatchme1st]

Well, that's a bit arrogant. Ever heard of picking up Aces? No one should stop training, you know. Don't you want to pick up something new?