My ACTUAL Horoscope From The Onion

[mustela]

Taurus April 20 - May 20
You'll wonder aloud this week if there's anything duct tape can't do, much to the horror of your fellow EMTs and the crowd that has gathered.

Comments

[llovellama]

You know, when I first read that I missed the subject, and I thought (just for a second mind you) that you had actually said that. I'm not quite sure if it's a good thing that your life is like a horoscope from The Onion, but, well actually, yeah, that's really, really funny.