An Important Conversation

Sep 03, 2006 14:49

mustela: also, we never posted whacky things to livejournal telling the world about the Thing
redsouffle: true
redsouffle: we ought to do that
mustela: indeed
redsouffle: We broke up.
mustela: So Katie took me to this gorgeous cabin in the woods in New York and got down on one knee and handed me a tiny little present and inside it was a ring case and inside that was a slip of paper that read I'M DUMPING YOU. And when I looked up she was gone. And had taken my iPod. P.S. Not joking.
mustela: hee.
mustela: that's good too.
redsouffle: Friendily. Friendishly. Amicably.
mustela: Amicably.
mustela: (But you can still buy us food and booze for consolation.)
redsouffle: Or just send us money
redsouffle: Or diamond jewelry
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