[002] -- Volgin Figured Out The Pooters

[musthatefrogs]

[[ To His Students // Message // Public ]]

Class, that should have been easy. I am disappointed.

It's just food, why should it be anything else, wh-

We'll be doing something a little more challenging next week.

Study the pages I assigned you. We will be having a quiz at the beginning of class.

You will not disappoint me again.- Y.B. Volgin

Comments

[icequeen_aran]

If it involves your kleptomania, I don't think that can be helped.

[musthatefrogs]

It's not about that chair you treasure so much.

[This was text I'm good at mentioning stuff]

[icequeen_aran]

Enlighten me.

[Yeah I figured it was text so textastic]

[musthatefrogs]

Do you know a good doctor?

[crescentpanels]

[Guess who is TOTALLY FAIL AT COOKING. Whatever she did probably splattered all over the place, more than likely.]

Ah, my apologies, sir. I will make sure to try my best.

[musthatefrogs]

Don't do it again.

[I could give you some extra credit maybe if you so need it.]

[crescentpanels]

I shall try my best not to, sir~ I fear I've only cooked once, so I am yet unfamiliar with the strange activity. It is fun, and yet so new to me. Oh my...

[OH JOY EXTRA CREDIT~ `u`(\]

[musthatefrogs]

...

You're a moon fairy woman. How did you not learn?

Is it a moon fairy thing?

[SEXIST maybe. 8|]

[solarock]

Yes, Sir. I have studied the pages you asked. Since you're so insistent I made it a top priority in my homework pile and now I'm falling behind in other classes but teachers don't like to hear that... [deleted]

Would you like me to do anything else, Sir?

[[ooc: Anshu never called Volgin, "Yevgeny" again! It remembered to call him "Sir" since he requested it so kindly. It tries to participate wherever it can and tries to be a good student...? \o/ If cooking was involved, its product came out bland, but alright.]]

[musthatefrogs]

[The old man did not catch that, but he likes what he's reading, hmm... and you validated his nudity srsly everyone else is so behind Raikov doesn't get it geez]

You did not make me vomit.

I will demonstrate safely changing a recipe next time.

((OOC: And lo and behold, he appreciated someone listening to what he says.

Like an old man.

Now let me tell you what it was like back in the day, after I put my dentures in...))

[trick_room]

[[ooc: Milimili decided to be a new student and, instead of following directions, went completely off-task and decided to use the materials provided to make a statue of Volgin naked, thanks to art class. It was very ugly.]]

why dun you like yor name?? :)

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[musthatefrogs]

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[musthatefrogs]

If you're not going to follow the assignment

then STAY OUT.

you got the size of my penis wrong

[trick_room]

yeah, wll i got the grade you wantd to give me, RIGHT?

[pink_shroom]

[Peach also did pretty good in class! Although she awaits the day when they bake cakes so she can create magical cakes of the sweetest dreams. Sweet dreams are made of theeeeese.]

I'm sure people will improve as the semester continues. I'm sure there are some beginners in our class who are as eager to learn as many.

[musthatefrogs]

[This mun totally received Volgin's textbook in the mail today and there is indeed a section on baked goods yeeeahhhh some of it's pretty simple and tasty sounding]

Ah, Peach. You were one of the few to not trigger my gag reflex.

... Now, what would you say about students that build nude statues of myself in food?

[pink_shroom]

[Uh.]

...I'm happy to hear that, Professor.

[Uhhhh.]

This school pretty much has it's share of pranksters, I suppose.

[musthatefrogs]

So I have noticed.

Keep up the good work.

[Hnnn: Pretty, able to do well in my class, compliant... She might be a spy.]