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[musthaveitall]

You know, I need a damn last name. You know how irritating it is when you go in to buy expensive things and whoever the fuck you are purchasing from goes in a how-to voice

'And your name, sir?'

Giving them a five letter sin isn't exactly good for business.

It needs some OOMPH children, OOMPH.

Last name suggestions? It'll need to go with Envy, and also

Comments

[illguideyouhome]

...So you're his dad now?

[musthaveitall]

Moo ha ha.

[illguideyouhome]

What's with the laugh.

[musthaveitall]

Nothing. It's just the sound of your imminent and swift doom :3

[gekidasadaze]

((OOC: All the last name conversation is cracking me up. BTW.))

[notuberchibi]

You are extremely strange.

[notuberchibi]

P.S. You did have your own last name at one point. You should, uh, try remembering what it was.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You think we'd want one of our human last names?

[notuberchibi]

Fair enough. It was just a suggestion. No need to be so touchy.

[slobberymongrel]

Godric but you make me laugh.

Jaggerjack is a fucking excellent name and if this were a concert Id pitch a pair of completely scandalous knickers up on stage, I fucking well would.

[musthaveitall]

Jaggerjack IS a fucking excellent name and I appreciate that hypothetical pair of scandalous KNICKERS.

[borntokickass]

...how come you're adopting him.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Because he thinks of Greed as his father and Greed thinks of him as a son. Dipshit.

[borntokickass]

...does that make you Gaara's mom.

[sexy_and_skorty]

What sex am I?