Go Your Own Way.

[mustybuckets]

"Why I don't keep a regular, serious journal

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why do i read your journal?

[it_rains_stars]

i read your journal because i know that you're an E.T. and i don't want you deciding to cut me up into tiny little pieces to feed to your children, so i do it just to make you happy

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i read your journal because i like to live through your crazy stories and pretend that they're real because it's more fun to live in a world like that

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i read your journal because i know that you hang out with super heros and that if i'm ever in trouble none of them will come to save me if i don't read it

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i think you're funny and like a good laugh now and then and your journal provides that for me

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i read your journal because i know that you're really a leprechaun-not a gnome, and i'm searching for clues as to where your pot of gold his hidden

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i read your journal because i have a hideously boring life and just need something to do

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i read your journal because....wait, i don't read your journal<3

i kid

just an anonymous passer-by

[anonymous]

pete, i recently learned about scientology and all of it's umm... beliefs. i think you're onto something there with your first explanation. there's only one thing that made me not believe it and fall in line with what could be a new religion. it was that your home sun couldn't have been lit 127 light years ago. that is a distance. sry. =/

anyway, i thoroughly believe your last statement... except that by millionaire, you mean you are a pretend millionaire who is actually chin deep in debt now, which would explain why you're hungry, you can't really afford a sandwich. and i dunno what you mean by "eccentric superhero" but whatever power you may possess, it sounds like you'd fit in with the aforementioned group and may very well be the butt-end of their jokes. sorry, that's just the way it is... you know how they are.

anyway, i hope all is well. :)

well petey it finaly happend

[dr_assburger]

Apparently its some sort of federal offence to prank call the white house claiming to be canada and tell them that you are going to invade North Dakota.Now i have to do 15 hours of community service along the Canadian border translating signs from English to Spanish. Now the Time I pranked the white house claiming to be Iraq and threatening to unleash biological weapons; That was funny. Did you know that it is illegal in this state to take a shit on top of a police car? Well actually it is!!! It is also not a good idea to say tell the judge to go fuck him self and then proceed to piss on his desk. They gave me 10 hours of community service teaching sex ed to a widows group. I guess it beats the time I had to do 19 hours of community service washing the homeless people under the bridge. Just remember this pete : "NOTHING FEELS AS GOOD AS WAKING UP IN CLEAN SHEETS NEXT TO A DIRTY WOMAN!"

Re: well petey it finaly happend

[mustybuckets]

erm.... okay...