Let me tell you the dream B-Movie. It would have Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Segal, and it would involve brothers from two different sides of the world meeting up and kicking ass to save the world from some damn French Man who eats too much cheese, and accidentally kidnapped Steven Segal's daughter/wife/nephew/niece (A big no-no ( Read more... )

One day I was sitting. I don't do that on a regular basis, so this day was special. I sat and sat. At one point I shat, but it's not important to the story ( Read more... )

I’ve got another confession to make ( Read more... )

How was your day? I don't care! I almost died today ( Read more... )

For your eyes only. I have a secret. It's a secret of the top variety. It's above a regular secret. Slightly. It's a top secret. It's confidential, classified, and completely for you and you only. No, not you. The other one. Yes, you. Right there. Sitting in the chair ( Read more... )

As fast as I can climb ( Read more... )

My computer is on the fritz ( Read more... )

I'd like you to do me a favor. Ask me 5 questions. I'm bored, please help.

I saw Wizard of Oz, with the sound muted, and Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon playing. Coolest thing ever. I think today was the best day of my life, sadly.

I updated my picture. It makes me all warm and tingly on the inside ( Read more... )

This is my livejournal. It exists to spread hate and violence to the whole world. Except puppies. Puppies are cute. If you aren't a puppy, beware ( Read more... )