"Reformed" Catholics always seem to have a really wonderfully demented sense of humour... you ever noticed that?
The man was truly great... his one-liners are the best... some of my favourites... - When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - What if there were no hypothetical questions? - I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
haha have i noticed that? i WAS raised Catholic ya know...until like George says i "reached the age of reason"
part of the reason why i loved the guy so much. i started listening to him like a year after i received my confirmation. i was going through that inevitable questioning stage...unsure of how much i was being told was total bullshit.
so im not sure if you knew that or not, but not only have i noticed...i am one! im not only the president, i'm also a client.
Did you know that I was born and raised Catholic too? Even went to Catholic school... yeppers.... St Cecilia school, St. Bonaventure school, Bishop Carroll school, St Teresa school, St Gabriel school and I shit you not... Madonna school... I know... lotsa schools for me. My mother still gets on my case that I don't go to church anymore... "shame on you", she sez.
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The man was truly great... his one-liners are the best... some of my favourites...
- When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
- Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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part of the reason why i loved the guy so much. i started listening to him like a year after i received my confirmation. i was going through that inevitable questioning stage...unsure of how much i was being told was total bullshit.
so im not sure if you knew that or not, but not only have i noticed...i am one! im not only the president, i'm also a client.
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My mother still gets on my case that I don't go to church anymore... "shame on you", she sez.
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