I need to burn a lot of movies. Dammit.

[mutantjules]

Droogies, I am bored, so help me with this meme.

yoinked from grrliz: Name any character and I'll tell you three (or more) reasons why s/he sucks.

Comments

MUHAHAHHA

[2young2love]

nigel from spinal tap
westley from teh princess bride
ripley from alienz
inigo montoya from teh princess bride

Re: MUHAHAHHA

[mutantjules]

blah. Just had to go for characters I love, didn'tcha.

Nigel:
01. He never bashed Janine's bitch head in with one of his guitars.
02. Before he goes onstage, he eyeliners up his buttchin.
03. Sweet and awesome as hell, but dumb as a bag of hammers.

Westley:
01. He's a clever guy who fell for a total dumbass (I love Buttercup, but she is stupid for reals).
02. Answers to "Farmboy".
03. He gave the Dread Pirate Roberts job to Inigo in the end. WEAK.

Ripley:
01. Left Newt alone under the bed that one time, WTF WOMAN YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THAT.
02. Doesn't wear a bra.
03. Didn't trust Bishop when he was clearly on the level.

Inigo:
01. He almost let Count Rugen kill him. TWICE.
02. He gets sloppy when he's drunk, and he's drunk quite a lot.
03. After 20 years of sword-training, he gets bested by a farm boy.

MOAR

[2young2love]

course i did. :)

dr douchebag from greys
nathen from heroes
grissom from CSI: vice city or something
george freom greys
hiros from heroes

:O!

Re: MOAR

[mutantjules]

goddammit

[ruchirahni]

hannibal lechter.

[mutantjules]

DAMMIT.

01. He...eats people?
02. He tried to kill Will in Red Dragon, and no one should ever kill anyone played by Ed Norton.
03. He also killed the reporter in Red Dragon, and no one should ever kill anyone played by Philip Seymour Hoffman either.

(Can you tell how hard that was?)

[ruchirahni]

yeah hes a toughie to do. theres just nothing bad about him.

[seedyapartment]

BOB DYLAN.

He's a character... kind of.

[mutantjules]

NO FAIR HE'S NOT A CHARACTER.
Also, it can't be done.