WHAT IF WEDNESDAY

Jan 19, 2011 00:05

GUESS WHAT

According to GMT time it is now wednesday

And we know what that means.

SO

THIS TIME will shall imagine that all of your characters are EITHER

SOME KIND OF FAMOUS ACTRESS/ACTOR/SINGER/IN A BAND/WRITER/ETC

OR

AN AGENT TO THE STARS

Find an agent, find some talent, find rivals, LET THERE BE SHENANIGANS.

what-if wednesday

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actress! stopitstorm January 19 2011, 04:14:40 UTC
[has had a remarkably similar career to Angelina Jolie]

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feltnothing January 19 2011, 04:24:20 UTC
[Zefron]

[Just. Zefron.]

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tacticalnap January 20 2011, 06:20:31 UTC
...this is the guy they're casting?

[he didn't want any of his investigations turned into film in the first place and now this]

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fuckyeahpills January 21 2011, 00:20:32 UTC
[WALTZES IN]

[on the phone arguing about fees or something and smoking a joint at the same time]

[THUMBS UP]

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feltnothing January 21 2011, 00:21:50 UTC
[grins]

[and steals the joint]

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historycodebook January 19 2011, 04:44:09 UTC
[No way is this guy the main show/talent. He has to be some kind of behind the scenes person.]

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jackbotsattack January 20 2011, 02:48:26 UTC
[WELCOME TO THE WORLD'S MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL TECH TEAM]

[Evil, who, me?]

[Currently he's fiddling with the lights. Probably fixing them. Probably.]

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historycodebook January 20 2011, 04:00:16 UTC
[Pfff. Works for me!]

[He glances over curious as to what Jack's doing.]

Angle it a little more to the right. I think the cast shadow's interfering with the main shot.

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jackbotsattack January 20 2011, 04:27:27 UTC
Huh? Oh, you're right, that's a much better position! [Swivels the light.] Nothing will be obstructing it from here, hahaha...

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notalfredjones January 19 2011, 04:52:13 UTC
[He's one of least well known agents in Hollywood, despite his brother being pretty famous. He is scarily good at his job though, polite to a fault, and very good at blending in the background of your pictures so you stand out.

It's strange that his TWIN stands out so much more than him

Despite this, there is a whole site that takes fuzzy pictures of either Al or Matt from a distance and attempts to determine if it's JONES or WILLIAMS

Jonesorwilliams.com

it gets a lot of hits]

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tacticalnap January 20 2011, 02:40:28 UTC
[That is the dumbest site ever.]

You can always tell which is Williams by how boring he looks in comparison.

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notalfredjones January 20 2011, 03:20:46 UTC
E-Excuse me I don't think that's very nice of you. I've asked you not say things like that about me or my clients.

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tacticalnap January 20 2011, 03:45:26 UTC
Hhm? Did someone say something?

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13376066135 January 19 2011, 10:52:51 UTC
[ ffff. are you kidding?

she's already a famous singing idol in Japan. she doesn't need to pretend she's the shit, she already is. ]

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licensedlobster January 19 2011, 23:17:35 UTC
[here's a lobsterthing trying to get your autograph]

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13376066135 January 20 2011, 04:13:37 UTC
[ YOU HAVE OBTAINED ONE (1) AUTOGRAPH. ]

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licensedlobster January 20 2011, 04:42:02 UTC
Excellent! And now, you get Zoidberg's!

[he's a comedian but NOBODY LIKES HIM BAWWW and now he's trying to offer a piece of paper covered in ink. The ink came from his armpits, btw]

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