oh goddamn me and RORY talked tonight...what a fucking hoot that motherfucker is.
BTrue2YourSchool (10:48:54 PM): interview me?
SilentEbullition (10:48:56 PM): yes
BTrue2YourSchool (10:49:17 PM): why?
SilentEbullition (10:49:46 PM): because i want to please.....
BTrue2YourSchool (10:49:58 PM): ok...
SilentEbullition (10:50:03 PM): what is your name?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:50:11 PM): rory
SilentEbullition (10:50:26 PM): how old are you?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:50:31 PM): 19
SilentEbullition (10:50:46 PM): where do you live?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:51:02 PM): missouri
SilentEbullition (10:51:44 PM): what time is it there?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:51:53 PM): 951
SilentEbullition (10:52:05 PM): what are you doing right now?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:52:21 PM): answering interview questions
SilentEbullition (10:52:39 PM): good answer.
SilentEbullition (10:52:52 PM): what is your favorite color.
SilentEbullition (10:52:53 PM): ?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:53:13 PM): green
SilentEbullition (10:53:20 PM): what is your favorite movie?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:53:54 PM): ummmmm
BTrue2YourSchool (10:53:57 PM): battle royal
SilentEbullition (10:54:30 PM): when is your birthday?>
BTrue2YourSchool (10:54:47 PM): august
SilentEbullition (10:55:01 PM): what is your marital status?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:55:13 PM): widower
BTrue2YourSchool (10:55:16 PM): i mean single
SilentEbullition (10:55:28 PM): what color is your hair?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:55:48 PM): dark blond
SilentEbullition (10:56:05 PM): is your hair dyed?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:56:20 PM): no
SilentEbullition (10:56:32 PM): has it ever been dyed?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:56:38 PM): yup
SilentEbullition (10:56:45 PM): what colors?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:56:54 PM): all of them
SilentEbullition (10:57:10 PM): interesting. do you find the name rory to be quite an odd name?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:57:29 PM): its unique
SilentEbullition (10:57:41 PM): yes indeed. are you a virgin?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:57:46 PM): nope
SilentEbullition (10:57:53 PM): how many times have you had sex?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:58:04 PM): um
BTrue2YourSchool (10:58:07 PM): i dunno
BTrue2YourSchool (10:58:14 PM): i didn't count?
SilentEbullition (10:58:25 PM): oh my. are you a slut?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:58:29 PM): no
BTrue2YourSchool (10:58:43 PM): well a bit
SilentEbullition (10:58:44 PM): what color eyes do you have?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:58:48 PM): blue
SilentEbullition (10:58:59 PM): what is your best feature?
BTrue2YourSchool (10:59:14 PM): dunno
BTrue2YourSchool (10:59:18 PM): eyes?
SilentEbullition (10:59:31 PM): how many pictures of yourself do you have RORY?
BTrue2YourSchool (11:00:02 PM): dunno
BTrue2YourSchool (11:00:04 PM): not many
SilentEbullition (11:00:14 PM): would you send me all of them that you have?
SilentEbullition wants to directly connect (11:01:09 PM).
BTrue2YourSchool is now directly connected (11:01:13 PM).
BTrue2YourSchool (11:01:21 PM): they're all old
SilentEbullition (11:01:31 PM): that's cool send away.
BTrue2YourSchool (11:01:51 PM): why?
SilentEbullition (11:01:57 PM): i want to see them.
this is what RORY sent....
yeah and for some reason pictures of weiners???
SilentEbullition (11:02:57 PM): weiners?
BTrue2YourSchool (11:03:43 PM): yeah that's alls i gots
SilentEbullition (11:04:26 PM): oh yes.
BTrue2YourSchool (11:05:07 PM): oh you wanna gif it up, eh?
SilentEbullition (11:05:13 PM): yes.
SilentEbullition (11:05:20 PM): so do you wanna have sex with me RORY?
BTrue2YourSchool direct connection is closed (11:06:44 PM).
BTrue2YourSchool (11:06:59 PM): that gif i tried to send was entirely too huge
BTrue2YourSchool (11:07:03 PM): sex with you
SilentEbullition (11:07:07 PM): yes.
BTrue2YourSchool (11:07:10 PM): im fairly sure id be arrested
SilentEbullition (11:07:18 PM): well if it was legal?
BTrue2YourSchool (11:07:30 PM): directly following the asskicking from your boyfriend
SilentEbullition (11:07:51 PM): but the question is would you?
BTrue2YourSchool (11:08:04 PM): i don't see why not
SilentEbullition (11:08:07 PM): hot.
SilentEbullition (11:08:21 PM): is your hair always like that or do you use hair products in it?
BTrue2YourSchool (11:08:47 PM): those were ultra super bleached and then a home perm
BTrue2YourSchool (11:09:00 PM): i had a warhol haircut for a while
SilentEbullition (11:09:05 PM): hot.
BTrue2YourSchool (11:09:07 PM): even though his was just his wig
SilentEbullition (11:09:13 PM): do you always wear those glasses?
BTrue2YourSchool (11:09:18 PM): but then i got bored and my friend permed it
BTrue2YourSchool (11:09:21 PM): yeah
BTrue2YourSchool (11:09:26 PM): gotta see, don't I?
SilentEbullition (11:09:30 PM): yes.
SilentEbullition (11:09:48 PM): RORY do you realize that most of my friends are obsessed with you?
BTrue2YourSchool (11:10:01 PM): no, i did not realize that
SilentEbullition (11:10:07 PM): yes they are.
BTrue2YourSchool (11:10:12 PM): nor do I understand how or why
SilentEbullition (11:10:24 PM): they saw your picture and fell in love.
BTrue2YourSchool (11:11:08 PM): wow
BTrue2YourSchool (11:11:11 PM): lucky me
SilentEbullition (11:11:14 PM): personally RORY i think you are the hottest guy on the planet and i wish nothing more than to fuck your brains out.
BTrue2YourSchool (11:12:20 PM): thanks?
SilentEbullition (11:12:33 PM): yeah.
SilentEbullition (11:12:44 PM): so back to the interview before i cream my pants
BTrue2YourSchool (11:12:49 PM): i don't know if ben would appreciate that
BTrue2YourSchool (11:12:52 PM): haha
SilentEbullition (11:12:59 PM): how do you know about ben?
BTrue2YourSchool wants to directly connect (11:13:13 PM).
BTrue2YourSchool (11:13:29 PM): hmmm i dunno....how do i know anything about you?
BTrue2YourSchool (11:13:55 PM): hey direct connect again
BTrue2YourSchool cancels request; no connection was made (11:13:58 PM).
SilentEbullition wants to directly connect (11:14:00 PM).
BTrue2YourSchool is now directly connected (11:14:03 PM).
this is what he sent...
BTrue2YourSchool (11:14:22 PM): there's another
SilentEbullition (11:14:25 PM): HOT.
BTrue2YourSchool (11:14:33 PM): but yeah ben is mentioned on friendster
SilentEbullition (11:14:40 PM): oh okay
SilentEbullition (11:15:01 PM): RORY are you goign to be on later?
BTrue2YourSchool (11:15:15 PM): i dunno perhaps
SilentEbullition (11:15:19 PM): can i IM you then and finish this interview?
BTrue2YourSchool (11:15:23 PM): i gotta get up at 7 for work
SilentEbullition (11:15:29 PM): okay well i will talk to you later.
BTrue2YourSchool (11:15:43 PM): ok later
THE NEXT IM
BTrue2YourSchool (12:51:12 AM): argh
BTrue2YourSchool (12:51:19 AM): i need to get up early to work
SilentEbullition (12:51:21 AM): alright RORY back to buisness
SilentEbullition (12:51:38 AM): have you ever had a bonner during one of our IM's?
BTrue2YourSchool (12:51:53 AM): probabally yeah
SilentEbullition (12:51:59 AM): you have?
BTrue2YourSchool (12:52:15 AM): probabally
SilentEbullition (12:52:22 AM): that's hot
SilentEbullition (12:52:35 AM): do you think about me when you jack off?
BTrue2YourSchool (12:52:53 AM): i never have, no
BTrue2YourSchool (12:52:55 AM): sorry
SilentEbullition (12:52:59 AM): why not?
BTrue2YourSchool (12:53:25 AM): well its not like i really have much to go on
SilentEbullition (12:53:54 AM): yeah....i have nasty pics if you want to see them???
BTrue2YourSchool (12:54:02 AM): really?
SilentEbullition (12:54:05 AM): yeah
SilentEbullition wants to directly connect (12:54:06 AM).
BTrue2YourSchool is now directly connected (12:54:10 AM).
this is what i sent..
SilentEbullition (12:56:26 AM): there you go.
BTrue2YourSchool (12:56:31 AM): wow
SilentEbullition (12:56:35 AM): wow what?
BTrue2YourSchool (12:56:50 AM): nice...
SilentEbullition (12:56:55 AM): thanks<3
BTrue2YourSchool (12:57:11 AM): no prob
SilentEbullition (12:57:26 AM): haha
SilentEbullition (12:57:52 AM): so RORY do you like what you saw?
BTrue2YourSchool (12:58:01 AM): yes i do
SilentEbullition (12:58:04 AM): good.
SilentEbullition (12:58:09 AM): now RORY do i turn you on?
BTrue2YourSchool (12:58:23 AM): yup
SilentEbullition (12:58:28 AM): how much?
BTrue2YourSchool (12:58:39 AM): a lot...
SilentEbullition (12:58:47 AM): are you hard?
BTrue2YourSchool (12:58:58 AM): yes
SilentEbullition (12:59:21 AM): oh goddamn that's hot as shit.
SilentEbullition (12:59:26 AM): now back to the survey
SilentEbullition (12:59:53 AM): how often do you masterbate?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:00:03 AM): ummmm
BTrue2YourSchool (1:00:06 AM): daily
SilentEbullition (1:00:12 AM): how many times a day?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:00:21 AM): 1 or 2
SilentEbullition (1:00:27 AM): yah that is good.
SilentEbullition (1:00:31 AM): what do you do with the cum?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:00:56 AM): throw it away
SilentEbullition (1:01:00 AM): how?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:01:17 AM): wipe it up, throw it away
SilentEbullition (1:01:21 AM): interesting.
SilentEbullition (1:01:25 AM): have you ever tasted it?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:01:39 AM): yeah
SilentEbullition (1:01:45 AM): do you like the taste?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:02:01 AM): didn't really taste like anything
SilentEbullition (1:02:05 AM): yeah.
SilentEbullition (1:02:09 AM): why did you taste it?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:02:30 AM): cause someone wanted me to
SilentEbullition (1:02:52 AM): oh..weird....have you ever done anything sexually weird in public?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:03:41 AM): not too public...sex in a park, blowjobs in parking lots, handjobs in theaters
SilentEbullition (1:03:49 AM): yeah.
SilentEbullition (1:03:57 AM): umm do you have any fetishes?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:04:19 AM): being tied up
BTrue2YourSchool (1:04:27 AM): a bit of pain
SilentEbullition (1:04:35 AM): hot.
SilentEbullition (1:05:20 AM): what turns you on the most about a girl?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:05:36 AM): ummm
BTrue2YourSchool (1:05:42 AM): hmmm
BTrue2YourSchool (1:05:56 AM): legs? ass?
SilentEbullition (1:06:07 AM): oh that's hot
SilentEbullition (1:07:09 AM): do you like things spicy or sour?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:07:21 AM): spicy
SilentEbullition (1:07:39 AM): do you find vaginas hot?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:07:47 AM): very
SilentEbullition (1:08:00 AM): why do you think they are hot?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:08:15 AM): i dunno
BTrue2YourSchool (1:08:23 AM): i like them a lot
BTrue2YourSchool (1:11:25 AM): still there?
SilentEbullition (1:12:25 AM): yeah
BTrue2YourSchool (1:12:38 AM): ok
SilentEbullition (1:12:55 AM): so RORY if i wanted you to take naked pictures would you?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:13:17 AM): probabally
SilentEbullition (1:13:54 AM): i want you to take naked pictures.
BTrue2YourSchool (1:14:03 AM): ok
BTrue2YourSchool (1:14:07 AM): but not tonite
SilentEbullition (1:14:11 AM): why not?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:14:20 AM): camera's still messed up
BTrue2YourSchool (1:14:24 AM): gotta fix it
SilentEbullition (1:14:25 AM): oh okay
SilentEbullition (1:14:28 AM): fix it soon
BTrue2YourSchool (1:14:47 AM): ok ill try
SilentEbullition (1:14:54 AM): good.
SilentEbullition (1:15:17 AM): RORY when is the last time you had sex?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:15:29 AM): um yesterday
SilentEbullition (1:15:55 AM): was it good?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:16:05 AM): ive had better
SilentEbullition (1:16:14 AM): who was it with?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:16:26 AM): this chick i know
SilentEbullition (1:16:40 AM): was she tight?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:16:51 AM): no not really
SilentEbullition (1:16:59 AM): that sucks
BTrue2YourSchool (1:17:11 AM): yeah you're telling me
SilentEbullition (1:17:34 AM): have you had anal sex?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:17:41 AM): nope
SilentEbullition (1:17:45 AM): do you want to?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:18:11 AM): yeah some time
SilentEbullition (1:18:23 AM): alot of anal?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:18:46 AM): well ill have to see how i like it but if i like it, yeah
SilentEbullition (1:19:12 AM): yeah
SilentEbullition (1:19:33 AM): do you ever have weird fantasies about pandas?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:19:45 AM): hmmm, no
SilentEbullition (1:20:12 AM): weird
BTrue2YourSchool (1:20:26 AM): yeah i know
BTrue2YourSchool (1:20:38 AM): i can't help it...im just not attracted to pandas
SilentEbullition (1:20:56 AM): what animals are you attracted to?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:21:06 AM): humans
BTrue2YourSchool (1:21:09 AM): thats pretty much it
SilentEbullition (1:21:10 AM): that's it?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:21:22 AM): yup
SilentEbullition (1:23:11 AM): hmm
BTrue2YourSchool (1:24:13 AM): out of questions?
SilentEbullition (1:24:18 AM): i don't know
BTrue2YourSchool (1:25:42 AM): have any other pictures?
SilentEbullition (1:25:50 AM): yeah
SilentEbullition (1:26:04 AM): but back to the survey ...do you like to stick furry animals up your ass?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:26:14 AM): nope
SilentEbullition (1:27:06 AM): do you like anal fisting?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:27:25 AM): doesn't sound pleasant
SilentEbullition (1:27:32 AM): do you like to be peed on?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:28:07 AM): its just warm water
SilentEbullition (1:28:39 AM): do you like transgender girls?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:28:55 AM): no, they look like men too much
BTrue2YourSchool (1:29:04 AM): mostly because at one point they were men
SilentEbullition (1:29:12 AM): yeah.
SilentEbullition (1:29:18 AM): would you ever have sex with a man?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:29:41 AM): not that I can forsee
SilentEbullition (1:29:47 AM): interesting
BTrue2YourSchool (1:30:54 AM): you nearly done?
SilentEbullition (1:30:59 AM): yes
SilentEbullition (1:31:02 AM): one last one.
BTrue2YourSchool (1:31:08 AM): ok
SilentEbullition (1:31:48 AM): would you lick someones asshole?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:32:00 AM): yeah
SilentEbullition (1:32:03 AM): have you?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:32:06 AM): yup
SilentEbullition (1:32:09 AM): did you like it?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:32:18 AM): its fine
BTrue2YourSchool (1:32:24 AM): as long as she's clean
SilentEbullition (1:32:29 AM): ewww?
BTrue2YourSchool (1:32:48 AM): no im just saying
BTrue2YourSchool (1:32:55 AM): ive never done it dirty
BTrue2YourSchool (1:33:07 AM): or even been with someone dirty like that
SilentEbullition (1:33:32 AM): yeah that's good
SilentEbullition (1:33:38 AM): well thanks that is all for now.
BTrue2YourSchool (1:33:46 AM): cool
BTrue2YourSchool (1:34:02 AM): i think im gonna put your photos to good use then go to bed
SilentEbullition (1:34:09 AM): haha
SilentEbullition (1:34:22 AM): thanks RORY.
BTrue2YourSchool (1:34:31 AM): no prob
SilentEbullition (1:34:48 AM): nighty night RORY
BTrue2YourSchool (1:34:57 AM): night
BTrue2YourSchool direct connection is closed (1:36:19 AM).
yeah i totally just went through and bolded that shit...fo sho.