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[mutedmonologue]

oh so first cameron diaz steals jared leto from me and breaks his heart, and now she's wrapped her thighs around MY justin timberlake? psht. the bitch is going down!

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[rabbitinahat]

tell me about it.
I don't know whether to be angry at her for stealing him away, or angry at him for being such a man whore

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[mutedmonologue]

him being a man whore is good. it means i have a chance of screwing him. anything that increases this chance to something other than obsolete is fucking excellent.

i'm gonna spike his food with viagra.

xxxxxx

[dancinqt742]

::drools::
...Jared Leto...
::drools::
...Justin Timberlake...

can't get enough, haha

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[mutedmonologue]

ooooooo i wanna screw them both at the same time! dude.. so yummy.. lol

[algebra]

WHAT?>!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

BTICH!!!!

fuck me, meet in in ten minutes. bring your shotgun.

[cruel_innocence]

damnfuckit, she's so purdy!
he'll call me back though...i'm so much better in bed than she could ever be

[farawaylove]

mmmm kat you have it wrong justin is mine