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i decided to post some seriously old stuff me, mark and G used to write. i'll explain bits where you need to know the history.
although, this is mostly only for my memories. happy times, man. sad to see the back of them but they're never far away.
number one:
(marks surname was eynon. pineon, pronounced pyne-on, not pineeohn as i originally though, is made of wood)
START = Pineon is in the street, moving his Fake Rubber Bum shop...
pineon: come on Gs while in their gangsta stage, everyone is a G or a bitch. lets get this store back to our hide out well do it over there
-SILENCE-
Pineon: god u guys are allways quiet u never talk its like im talkin to a wall
MARKS' SIDEKICKS ARE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS AND DALEKS
Pineon: and gerald i told u to shave that moustache off
MARK WALKS OVER TO CUT OUT WITH A HUGE RUBBER AND RUBS OUT MOUSTACHE
ALL OF A SUDDEN, POLICE PULL UP
(Policeman 1 is wearing full make up and a lacy garter around his thigh, Policeman 2 is Hitler)
Police man 1: stick em up wood boy and remain sttiff
Pineon: oh jeez i ask the writers not to try woody and cock gags with me in the morning, im calling in my agent
EVERYONE LOOKS AT CAMERA
Pineon: Anyways...
police man 2: (in German accent) put ure hands up, this is your last chance or well open fire
POLICEMAN 2 STANDS READY WITH FIRE IN A CAN
pineon: U DONT SCARE ME
MARKS PANTALOONS GET ALL WET
policeman 1: ok u bugger
FIRES WARNING SHOT - IT CLIPS MARKS NEWLY SHINY VARNISH
pine on: oh u sons of bitches i just had this job done god that paint of o'brians hard woody varnish cost a fortune... and i'd likr to take this time to say o'brains wood varnish is high grade and is completey water resistant at only
although, this is mostly only for my memories. happy times, man. sad to see the back of them but they're never far away.
number one:
(marks surname was eynon. pineon, pronounced pyne-on, not pineeohn as i originally though, is made of wood)
START = Pineon is in the street, moving his Fake Rubber Bum shop...
pineon: come on Gs while in their gangsta stage, everyone is a G or a bitch. lets get this store back to our hide out well do it over there
-SILENCE-
Pineon: god u guys are allways quiet u never talk its like im talkin to a wall
MARKS' SIDEKICKS ARE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS AND DALEKS
Pineon: and gerald i told u to shave that moustache off
MARK WALKS OVER TO CUT OUT WITH A HUGE RUBBER AND RUBS OUT MOUSTACHE
ALL OF A SUDDEN, POLICE PULL UP
(Policeman 1 is wearing full make up and a lacy garter around his thigh, Policeman 2 is Hitler)
Police man 1: stick em up wood boy and remain sttiff
Pineon: oh jeez i ask the writers not to try woody and cock gags with me in the morning, im calling in my agent
EVERYONE LOOKS AT CAMERA
Pineon: Anyways...
police man 2: (in German accent) put ure hands up, this is your last chance or well open fire
POLICEMAN 2 STANDS READY WITH FIRE IN A CAN
pineon: U DONT SCARE ME
MARKS PANTALOONS GET ALL WET
policeman 1: ok u bugger
FIRES WARNING SHOT - IT CLIPS MARKS NEWLY SHINY VARNISH
pine on: oh u sons of bitches i just had this job done god that paint of o'brians hard woody varnish cost a fortune... and i'd likr to take this time to say o'brains wood varnish is high grade and is completey water resistant at only