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Courtesy of Ryan, as usual, for he is funny.
Once upon a time there was a man. And this man died. Shit happens.
This is not his story. This is the story of a compulsive liar. Who is me.
MWAAHAHAHAHA, so the story is really about a squirrel. Seriously. This one
time the squirrel was walking in the forest. Walk, walk, walk...FALL! SHIT!
He fell over! He was tenacious, however, and managed to regain his footing.
Only to discover that the fall had granted him incredible powers...powers of
evil.These powers of evil included, but were not limited to....THE ABILITY
TO TRICK A MOOSE INTO THINKING IT IS A FLYING LEMON MERANGUE!
So, in order to try out his new POWERS OF EVIL the squirrel went to the
local shop and bought a packet of ready salted crisps. They were his
favourite brand of crisps because the salt and protein quantities were well
balanced and the company was reputable. The crisps were good. Realising that
these actions were unnatural for a squirrel, the shopkeeper called the
authorities. The Ghost Busters arrived 10 minutes later and, in a fit of
randomness, evolved into Pokemon which got depressed with life and killed
themselves. This was a pity because the shop owner hoped to win the "FIND
GHOSTBUSTERS WHO TURN INTO POKEMON" lottery. The top prize for which was a
goldfish. He would not have been eligible anyway, seeing as how he was the
proprietor of the retail outlet and, as described in the full terms and
conditions of the lottery (available via mail from Calford Park Enterprise
Bay, London, England.), the proprietor of any retail outlet is ineligible to
win any described cash prize from the lottery.
Which just goes to show, really - A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH AN IGUANA IN
THE FOREST.
Lots of love,
Ryan and Hookins and Ed (Gareth Jones is to our right, but he didn't help.
Neither did Hookins or Ed. Well, actually, to quote-
ED: "I told you how to spell Iguana....bitch woman!"
I'm kinda hungry.
And this is a link to Space Tits, which has a new episode out and you know you want it's babies.
Go on then. START CLICKING.