[Jael is wandering the ship and thus doesn't notice when her shadow begins to move of its own volition.
And she probably wouldn't have noticed at all. Until it begins to speak.]
Hun, I think you need to get wasted.
[Jael jumps practically a foot in the air, whirling around to look at whoever just spoke. Seeing no one there, Jael frowns in
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He's coming over to say hi-
...Oh.
Um.
What]
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[Jael looks completely and utterly mortified, signing quickly at him.]
/Don't listen to it, I don't know why it's talking like that!/
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/Your shadow?/
[Talk about wacky shit]
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Hey. You? You are awesome. Just sayin'.
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Oi Jimmy, check that one out. She's a babe ain't she?
[The shadow sounds pretty happy to be teasing the poor guy. Spying Jael, Joe turns on his foot and goes the walk away. The last think they need right now is his perverted shadow spilling all his usually quiet thoughts.]
Where you going, Jimmy? She's over there! Over there lad!
Shit, fuck. Shut up! I don't care!
[And then Joe notices that Jael's shadow is talking too. He pauses at the voice and looks back at her.]
Ooooooooohh~~
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Hey! It's that hunk with the sexy accent! Come here!
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You too, huh?
She's talking about me you know. I'm the hunk. Not you. Not you!
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Girls, you're both pretty. Now take my girl and go get her drunk! Or laid! Or both!
[Seriously, can her face get any redder?]
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