The handcuff meme: Feeling a little stuck?

[mutedpoint]

A snick. Then the feel of cool metal against your wrist. What??

Say hi to whoever you now find yourself cuffed to. There's no key, no catch, just what seems to be a seamless cuff you can't take off.

Comments

[ofdrumsthesound]

What the Hell?

[ofdrumsthesound]

Well then, get him over here!

I'm getting hungry . . .

[ofdrumsthesound]

Oh. Oh.

Well, *and here he starts swearing in several alien languages* because you're starting to smell good.

[ofdrumsthesound]

I meant it a bit of a different way, unfortunately.

My metabolism is on hyperdrive.

Probably won't work, though

[ofdrumsthesound]

Yes, which is why you smell so good. *He licks his lips, then winces* I need to eat something soon or I'll be eating you.

What is his canon, anyway?

[ofdrumsthesound]

Anything!

Sorry, never seen it.

[ofdrumsthesound]

That would be good, thank you.

[ofdrumsthesound]

*And the Master follows, naturally.*