hey fukaz? whats crawkin' craka ( Read more... )

ok i em hier watchen the sooper bowl smokin a bowl that iz super. i em using an old fish tank az a bong leik in da movie Scary Movie. hahahaha. that shiot iz teight ( Read more... )

hei beotchez whuts up. sorei if i have nawt updaited in a whyle..ive bein buzy umm doing nuthing. lol.
ive bein sitin on mi bum smokin crak n pimpin owt people cuz that iz whut i do, so deel w/ that. if you do nawt leik me then go fuk yourself! 4 reelz.

I hait waitin 4 thoose fuckin bitchez
whuts the fuckin' deel
I hav a lyfe, n tyme is a waysten
lyfe is fuckin short
so hury up & get off yo azz bitch
stop sitten home wahtchin Lilo&Stitch
Yo momma grabs her azz and itch
I hope you're nawt ded lyin in a ditch
whyle you're screwin yo' boyfwend mitch
do nawt giv me that lip.

werrd. i hop u lyked it

oh duh chik i em pimpin owt haz a jurnel so chek owt hawtbertha. she ez a niiice peace of azz I tel u. so ad hier to yo fwends lisst pleeze! werrrd!!!

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Mutherflucker in Boy StoryManaging to play every heart-string, this dazzling legend, set in modern-day Australia, tells the story of partners, mutherflucker (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) and normzilla (Rachael Leigh Cook), who find themselves deeply in love due to the fact that the worst scenario one could imagine has been initiated by her neglected best friend, pirateingrnfog (Emilie ( Read more... )

HEI FUCKUHZ! when i gawt hom 2day i saw mi mom bang sum dood n eim awl leik wtf? that es grosse. ei wish mi mum wus nawt a whore. i kno my mum haz nawt bein lade in a whyle but steel she noes when i get home frum skool so she shuld of bein fukin him be4 i gawt their. i know this dood who mi mum wuz fukin, he graduateed last yier frum mi skool. i em ( Read more... )

dam i wuz tryen to get a peaze of ass last neight, so i culled my ex gf tryen to get a bootie cal. she sed she would fuk me but shes on da damn reg. i hait gurls when they r hav haven their peeriods. dam. dam. dam. i guess i weil look awt sum porn to reeleive miself.

yo, whuts hangen. im doin ok. the past cuple pf dais hav bein hel. i have nawt dun ne drugs 2day n i theink im haven w/ drawls. gahhhh damn drug troops.
doze ne 1 hav a joint they wunt 2 giv 2 me. that wuld be neice of you if u gaive me 1. so pritty pleeze?