Mary Fucken CHRISTmas

THIZ IZ WHUT I GAWT 4 CHRISTMAS:
4 40 sacks of weed
a pype
a nu bawng
2 bawtlez of vodka
2 boxez of cigz
a swet shert
2 boxez of condumbs
aloota sex fwom my gf
2 porn magz (hustlier n playboy)

heir es a lil poem i write 4 mi fwends;

ig0tzyodruugz iz leik no utha thug,u just got 2 leik hoe hei selz drugs,
butchyjene iz the leso chik w. duh mulet of death who wuld leik 2 rub et al ovier yo pussy,u wussy.
sexay_momma es 1 kewl chik who es a playa who lyke 2 play w/ my balls, ya!

peaze owt mutherfluckers!

1 of mi hoime boiz es geting en trouble 4 hangin owt w/ 12 yiers olds gurlz, i teld heim to stop rawbing da craydel u sik fuck ( Read more... )

i seld alootta of crak n pot on da streigt 2dai. itz awl about da monei fulz.
sex,drugos,rawk n roul..iz da storeiy of mi lyfe. do nawt denie et.
peaze, rawk owt w/ yo cok out whyle smoken owt of dat bawng!

yO! werd up! ne wayz, i sau mi dad 2day. i haive nawt sein him en a yier since hei tuok off on mei n mi mom,basterd ( Read more... )

i saw dis emo keid crei oveir spillt milk at skool. it wuz so funeii. he had emo tiers rulling doun his faice n all over da plaice. if ei ever crei ovier stoopid shit leik that sum1 pleeze smak mi n tell mei to shut thy F up. leik 4reels! OMFG sum ppl are ovier emoshunall. thay all neid 2 geta good fuk.

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at skool their was a beeg show doun n thes prepie kid naimed Brad threten mi n i gaive him a bluddy noze n i keeked him in da famlee jules. i dohnt think he can repordouche keids ne maur. all mi fwends who haited him cheired 4 mi. yai ( Read more... )

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sum dum fuck preps at skool meid fun of mi cuz i dres differentilly. i can't efford expensive cloes leik them cuz im not a ritch beothes leik em. mi mom only make 29k a yier. i wish my stoopid dad didn't take of on us last yier..he shuld go 2 hell. i shuld smoke sum pot n 4 get aboot it, lyfe sux azz. maibei ill call mi gf and she'll cum over and ( Read more... )