Comments | mutton_special: I found the issue, Hygienist.

mutton_special

I found the issue, Hygienist.

Mar 17, 2009 10:12

So I went to the dentist today, and after the hygienist flossed my teeth and scraped my gums and teeth (and she caught the scrapey-thing IN my gums and pulled some off), she's like ( Read more... )

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captaingoatyak March 17 2009, 19:24:50 UTC

i do not floss enough. i have spent nary any time on that activity, which i'm sure the next time i go to the dentist i will have pointed out to me after they make my gums bleed a little... she should have packed your mouth full of salt after ripping the skin off, that would show the gingivitis who's boss. it would be all like, 'whoa, this mouth is too bad ass for me, i better go put holes in the teeth of a 6 year old.'

mutton_special March 17 2009, 22:30:28 UTC

Everyone knows how much gingivitis hates salt! Why didn't I think of that. Truly, le shame.

My mouth is badass as it is, man, I don't need no stinkin' help XD

captaingoatyak March 17 2009, 22:50:42 UTC

so long as you remember to stand on your toes, flex your muscles and puff out your chest anyway. and scowl while squeaking.

mutton_special March 24 2009, 18:39:34 UTC

Well, that should be easy. Why, I'm doing it now!