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6th Partridge [Action][Let's Be Human]

Mar 27, 2011 17:22

[Waking up to be a normal person is Ian's dream, at this point. So when he wakes up and finds himself... normal? And shivering him cold, in the forest? He has a moment where he thinks it's a dream-and then he remembers, oh. This is Luceti.

... FUCK YES. THANK YOU!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU.

First thing's first. He is going to the restaurant and ( Read more... )

whoa and dude i am so drunk, ian is an idiot, being a human is so cool

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/is the one tagging YOU for once 8Db imatreenow March 28 2011, 05:55:47 UTC

[At some point in the afternoon, perhaps as Ian sits on a bench digesting, he may notice a kitten passing by. A tiny, harmless, fluffy, golden kitten. Who appears somewhat grumpy, but who can really tell with cats?

In any case, the aforementioned kitten is attempting to drag along a bundle of clothes, as well as a sword in a sheath. (Keyword: attempting.) See, this kitten isn't really a kitten at all - he was a boy until just recently. Shocking, isn't it! And of course this transformation had to spring on him while he was out in the village. Now he's just trying to get back to his house, but it is a very slow process.

Ian, how can you resist such an adorable little fluffball? You can't.]

Why hello there kitten Mithos. >:^D my_yoke_broke March 28 2011, 05:59:42 UTC

[and Ian just seems to know. Know that Mithos is miserable and in need of more misery. Because he just sits right on up to spot him. There should probably be some horror music playing in the background, or something.]

... D'awwww! Hey, little fella!

[Do you mind this guy walking over to scoop you up? Because he totally is. Albeit doing do with a different hair and eye color.]

What're you doing there, huh?

MRRREEEEOOOOWWWWWWW D8< imatreenow March 28 2011, 06:08:59 UTC

[Of course his first reaction is to flip out and order his assailant not to touch him, but...alas, all that comes from his mouth is meowing. Angry meowing, but it manages to sound more cute than threatening.

Wonderful.

Then he sees who it is picking him up. This is just getting worse and worse. Hissing, he swats viciously at Ian.]

... sprechen sie english, kitty? 8| my_yoke_broke March 28 2011, 06:26:38 UTC

[Baaaaw, kitty wants to plaaaay~~]

You're a little sweety, aren'tcha?

....Now, who's that belong to? Your owner?

[He looks at the sword, finding it... familiar.]

no hablo ingles 8| imatreenow March 28 2011, 21:46:44 UTC

[No, kitty does NOT want to play. Kitty wants to claw your face off.

Unhand me immediately. More meowing and hissing is all he can muster, and that only serves to annoy him further.

The insinuation that he has an owner spurns repeated attempts to scratch at any part of Ian he can get his little paws on. Can this fool be any more irritating?]

B-but your entry is in English... 8( my_yoke_broke March 29 2011, 03:40:14 UTC

O-ow!

[HA, holding you by the scruff of your neck. How does that feel, Mr. Grumpypants?]

Your owner needs to teach you some manners! You're a real feisty one, eh?

Now, who's... clothes are these...?

no sé de que estás hablando.... :U imatreenow March 29 2011, 04:47:10 UTC

[It feels not too great. Now his claws only dig through air, his assault rendered ineffectual. What he sorely misses: one (1) sense of dignity.

Another series of vicious (supposed-to-be-vicious) meows in protest. Stay away from my things and unhand me]

:'U NAAAAANIIIIII my_yoke_broke March 29 2011, 05:34:40 UTC

[Give him a sec.]

Oh my god.

...

These belong to that blond kid. The grumpy, short one!!

Kitty, are you his cat?!

and now back to your regularly scheduled tagging D8 imatreenow April 5 2011, 04:11:47 UTC

[Still wriggling around in a continued effort to free himself from Ian's grip. He really just wants to be on his way so he can suffer in peace. ...Though, how he is going to get back inside is an issue considering neither he nor Martel has opposable thumbs at the moment.

This kitten. He is definitely glaring at you, Ian. He's not even going to redeem that stupidly incorrect assumption with any sort of response. Because really, the meowing is just becoming...embarrassing.]

1/2 my_yoke_broke April 5 2011, 08:19:58 UTC

[...

Stands there, holding the cat.

... thinking... thiiinking...]

2/2 my_yoke_broke April 5 2011, 08:21:07 UTC

OH MY GOD, HE VANISHED!!

[Sorry for suddenly jerking you around in his panic, looking around and finding no sign of blond kids.]

THE MALNOSSO MUST'VE NABBED HIM! WHAT DO I DO?! WHATDOIDO?!

imatreenow April 5 2011, 21:31:16 UTC

[No he does not very much appreciate being violently swung to and fro, thank you.

Aaaaand...now the world is spinning around him.]

1/3 my_yoke_broke April 7 2011, 06:01:38 UTC

[THIS POOR KITTEN IS HOMELESS.]

It's okay, kitty! I'll take you to the store and I'll get you plenty of milk! That's what you drink, right? And then-then I'll find you a good owner! The kind that doesn't vanish!

my_yoke_broke April 7 2011, 06:01:54 UTC

Ah, but what if he's just streaking?! He'll be mad if I just take you!

my_yoke_broke April 7 2011, 06:02:48 UTC

[He stops mid-pace to the store, rubbing the back of his head like he usually does.

With the hand that the kitten's in. :|a]

Ah... but maybe you're not even his...

1/2 imatreenow April 8 2011, 16:15:43 UTC

[Ian. He hates you so much right now. Even more than he already did. He isn't sure what is meant by streaking, nor does he really want to know, but every word you speak gives rise to an increasing urge to claw your face to shreds.

He'll aim for the arm holding him first, though. He reaches up to attempt another assault--]

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