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Good news was scheduled for this week, but was unfortunately pre-empted by stuff I'll blame the Fox network for, since nobody's into taking personal responsibility for anything anymore. I suppose my patent on it had to expire expire eventually ( Read more... ) -
You can't do that on LJ!
I am no huge A.M. fan
You can blame this on this site
There is supposed to be a cut below.
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Jesusfuck, I am never going to see him again.
At least I don't have to think of him rotting.
Right. Thank god he was incinerated.
Fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I really do not want to be participating in the mundanities of everyday life right now. A full-body-and-brain lidocaine block would be ideal. -
Whatever You Think, Don't Steal It or Sic Balls!
At the end of the world came the promise ( Read more... ) -
Whatever Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger?!
Now, if I were some weakass bacteria or something, I suppose I could apreciate this sweet little aphorism. But I'm starting to feel like a fucking retrovirus or something. This is not comforting. Not one fucking bit ( Read more... ) -
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My best friend is dead.( Read more... ) -
The Gloves Are Off, the Patch is On
Nine dollars a day is simply too much to pay for emphysema.
Of course, "the gloves are off" is merely metaphorical- my hands turn purple in less than 5 seconds when the gloves literally come off. Here, "the gloves are off" is meant to mean: treat me with adoration, damnit, or I may develop delusions of being a postal employee.Naturally, if you ( Read more... ) -
This is not a suicide note
Please do leave a comment with your honest opinion as to wheti>her my obstinant corpse's refusal to quit is honestly causing you more discomfort than the alternative.
I am not seeking reasons, except from those few individuals from whom I have actually requested them.
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Dear Asshole Crackhead Scumbag Fuckwad III
Although I'm sure you could give two shits, I'd like to share something with you. Theoretically I think I've already shared quite enough, but now that I'm safely ensconsed in my box behind deadbolts with the deadliest weapon I'm legally entitled to possess stashed handily by the entryways (or would those be "egressways" at this point?), I'm going ( Read more... )