Because I can, and I'm really bored.
First twenty songs that I hear on my playlist....lyrics....blah blah blahblahblah....
1) "Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?"
2) "I'm not in this scene, I think I'm fallin asleep"
3) "Your polluted air's no problem for these homies"
4) "Nothing goes on all the time...and she thinks it's fun"
5) "I guess I'm on a soapbox singing a hymn that you don't want to hear"
6) "Friday bingo, pigeons in the park"
7) "Why can't she just understand, the things she says could kill a man"
8) "I'm feeling like a hundredaire and baby I just don't care where we go or what we spend"
9) "Sex is best when it's one on one"
10) "I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance, but all I really wanted was to smell your underpants"
11) "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!"
12) "I am the cigarette smoking man. Once an hour, I light the flower and burn baby burn"
13) "Sometimes you just want to belong, at any loss or any cost"
14) "Your smile would make me sneeze when we were siamese"
15) "This home is afloat on a yellow black moat of bile, hate and guile and vile pains in my throat"
16) "Zippers and buttons, fun to frustrate them"
17) "Cause I wait for tuesday, yea I want to make you happy"
18) "I wish my teeth were white, and wish my butt was tight"
19) "And if you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down"
20) "God can take a number and I'll pencil him in"