Stolen from amorousodious

[my_alcatraz]

1. Go to my userinfo page
2. Pick one person on my friends list you're curious about
3. Comment with their username.
4. And I will tell you what I know about them, or just make crazy shit up.
5. Post this in your LJ

Comments

[wooitsmolly]

funkaramic

[my_alcatraz]

I honestly don't know much about her. So....this all may or may not be a lie.

She lives in space with her dog, Smegma.
She is an auctioneer at her local See-and-Say factory and does volunteer work for sexual addicts on the side.

[wooitsmolly]

ew smegma. i hope i never have to experience anything involving smegma. smeggy-smeggy-smegma.

[my_alcatraz]

Mmm-mmm good.

[anonymous]

Solsbury Hill (the song title's familiar)

[my_alcatraz]

Ha. Nice try.
Only if I know who I'm talking to.