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[my_aphasia]

Barn owls look like bread..

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[the_hat]

[my_aphasia]

you say that, but if when you next open your bread bin you get your eyes pecked out by an excellently camouflaged avian you will not get any sympathy from me!

[jdelirium]

why does my toastie-maker smell like cheesy scorched feathers?

[my_aphasia]

because of stealth ninja barn owls trying to make a midnight snack and failing due to a distinct lack of thumbs

[bracknellexile]

So why do we never hear the phrase, 'The best thing since sliced barn owl"?

[my_aphasia]

Because they look like bread

They don't taste like bread

-They taste like chicken

Because everything does