Disgruntled Kitty

[cryduchat]

 Dear Food Dispenser,

I see that you're packing up to move again.  In my 9 years you've dragged me to 7 different domiciles.  You made me drive cross country in a Hyundai and then made me fly back.  Rest assured this abuse will not go unpunished.  Last night you were lucky.  Sure you woke up at 3am before I could finish hurping up an enormous

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[killingmoon]

hahahahha

my cat Dante can relate! He's lived in no less than TEN different locations in his 7 years!!!

[onnada]

You have a spite hurker too? My rescue cat (Pema) likes to take it upon herself to hurk all over my floors whenever something isn't to her liking. (or if she eats too fast.) One time she made a point of doing it under my feet on my computer desk. O_O I have no idea how many homes she's been in but she's been with us for two ... three years now?.. and we've moved a minamum of 4 times with her in tow. *eyes Pema* It currently sleeps, dreaming of our DOOM!

[aardwulf]

Oh dear. Your Bratticus looks just like my catbeast...although mine was a bit more gracious about being relocated - just cried in his carrier all through the two-hour drive and wandered around the new house looking confused for a couple of days.

Good luck with your move. o.o

[hunnyviv]

Shadow would understand as well. At least once a month he gets dragged on a three hour car ride to either my parents or my boyfriends. This is EVERY month. At b's there is a dog and at my parents a dog and another cat that hates him. Fortunately he is not a revenge hurper. He is a revenge pooper. He poops under the bathmat as soon as he can....I am no longer allowed a bathmat after my shower. :( Revenge is sweet i guess.