Oh Foss. Don't worry. I also have Online Health.. PLUS Careers and US History..I have about a month to do them (ALL OF THEM - I HAVE NO WORK DONE AT ALL) and my mom made an appointment with Steinburg for tomorrow because she's afraid I'm not going to graduate. YOU are too smart to not do anything with your life. And don't even tell me otherwise.
a) cocc accepts anybody b) you'll find that a lot of universities accept anybody. if you dont believe me, meet my friend james. he hasn't been sober in 2 weeks. c)i can promise you that if you are as smart as you are, and not as much of a fuck up as me, youre bound to make it. d) i hate when people says stuff like 'cheer up! youre awesome!' and thats what i am doing. sorry.
i think all of that is completely likely... tho, i do think you should live a life of profound hubris rather than self-pitty... both are annoying for the people around you but hubris is much more fun. and jordyn is right about the college thing... you'll be stuck in a state school but they let anyone in. i graduated OSU with a 3.13 - (3.62 in my major) and i wasn't sober for four of those five years... it's cake. still, everyone LOVES a lil' COCC every now and again. i think you'd make a great minimum, bitter wage slave with a $250 check rollin' in every month from Uncle Sam just for being short. you'll need a dozen cats and some horn-rimmed glasses, but other than that, you're set!!!
ack - christ. you're LJ is filled with self-pitty lately... and horrorscopes. wtf is that? DEFINITELY lean for the HUBRIS... it's MUCH better to read if nothing else.
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b) you'll find that a lot of universities accept anybody. if you dont believe me, meet my friend james. he hasn't been sober in 2 weeks.
c)i can promise you that if you are as smart as you are, and not as much of a fuck up as me, youre bound to make it.
d) i hate when people says stuff like 'cheer up! youre awesome!' and thats what i am doing. sorry.
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tho, i do think you should live a life of profound hubris rather than self-pitty... both are annoying for the people around you but hubris is much more fun.
and jordyn is right about the college thing... you'll be stuck in a state school but they let anyone in. i graduated OSU with a 3.13 - (3.62 in my major) and i wasn't sober for four of those five years... it's cake.
still, everyone LOVES a lil' COCC every now and again.
i think you'd make a great minimum, bitter wage slave with a $250 check rollin' in every month from Uncle Sam just for being short. you'll need a dozen cats and some horn-rimmed glasses, but other than that, you're set!!!
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