My prom shoes were made of slaves. They came up my calves and up my thighs and stopped at my stomach. They were African leather and bone.
I didn't dance because I can't dance and when I do dance I step on shoes and toes and fingers, but I wore a dress and looked very attractive. People told me this. They came up to me and said, "You're looking very attractive tonight" and I said thank you.
god dammit... i wish Kyoto didn't post in here because i could top everyone else's but i'm not sure about that post... very brautigan-esque, the bastard. all the same, i was expelled from my prom (i had a restraining order against me and all the cops at the door had my picture to watch out for) so i went to bend high's prom in a crushed red velvet tux. i was beautiful. and i went with people i barely knew, worshipped for my zine that they never read and only knew by word-of-mouth - oddities have always flocked to me. and we went to dinner and went to prom and went to after prom and my date, the only person i knew, left after five minutes of after prom and the rest was... i'm not messed up enough to tell this story. i'm going to go watch nekkid lunch and then i'll be fucked up enough to tell of the things i shouldn't. okay, byye.
tho, y'know, i was thinking of you today. tell be again why you didn't get into a uni?
Who is this kyoto? why would they post on my journal? I'm sure I will be attractive at prom. I'm rarely unattractive.
I never told you why i didnt get into one in the first place. Anyway, Im not smart enough. Apparently spending the majority-if not entirety-of my high school years holding the belief that I am far more intelligent than my peers and maintaining that as long as i was aware of my elite intelect i didnt need to prove it to anyone else; not such a great idea. Apparently a shitty GPA constitutes complete idiocy beyond any reasonable doubt: D's in freshman english and two math classes, and admission essays written under heavy influence. All of the above have contributed to my rejection. Apparently i will be attending a community college in the fall, either in bend or eugene.
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I didn't dance because I can't dance and when I do dance I step on shoes and toes and fingers, but I wore a dress and looked very attractive. People told me this. They came up to me and said, "You're looking very attractive tonight" and I said thank you.
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i wish Kyoto didn't post in here because i could top everyone else's but i'm not sure about that post... very brautigan-esque, the bastard.
all the same, i was expelled from my prom (i had a restraining order against me and all the cops at the door had my picture to watch out for) so i went to bend high's prom in a crushed red velvet tux. i was beautiful.
and i went with people i barely knew, worshipped for my zine that they never read and only knew by word-of-mouth - oddities have always flocked to me.
and we went to dinner and went to prom and went to after prom and my date, the only person i knew, left after five minutes of after prom and the rest was...
i'm not messed up enough to tell this story. i'm going to go watch nekkid lunch and then i'll be fucked up enough to tell of the things i shouldn't.
okay, byye.
tho, y'know, i was thinking of you today.
tell be again why you didn't get into a uni?
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I never told you why i didnt get into one in the first place. Anyway, Im not smart enough. Apparently spending the majority-if not entirety-of my high school years holding the belief that I am far more intelligent than my peers and maintaining that as long as i was aware of my elite intelect i didnt need to prove it to anyone else; not such a great idea. Apparently a shitty GPA constitutes complete idiocy beyond any reasonable doubt: D's in freshman english and two math classes, and admission essays written under heavy influence. All of the above have contributed to my rejection. Apparently i will be attending a community college in the fall, either in bend or eugene.
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Teehee.
"admission essays written under heavy influence"
I wrote mine while I was high.
But don't worry. College is for losers :)
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