i can see clearly now the rain is gone

[my_foot_hurts]

i haven't up dated in a while. my life sucked for a while but now its getting better

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[__openrange]

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

[chrystal_pystol]

hahahahha.
you and your chuck norris.

[_lightamatch_]

chuck norris once kicked superman - superman has never flown so far.

the only reason why there are leap years is because chuck norris dared the second hand to move.
(^^^similar to the grass one^^^)

there can only be one chuck norris. while looking through the phonebook one day, mr. norris saw his name twice. knowing that he has only one phone number, he was enraged to see that another was named the same as he. after thinking for a second about the situation, THEE chuck norris roundhouse kicked the phonebook - nobody has seen the second chuck norris ever since.

you won't shut up when stone cold says so. who can make you shut up? here, meet my friend chuck.

[johnny_too_bad]

add me boy!
its mason nell.
:]