A few things that need to be brought up....

[my_frustration]

Now, I don't normally do this sort of thing, but being that my love for all things turtle, you must sign this petition. No turtle (especially fuckin' awesome sea turtles) should ever be killed. You can sign the petition hereNow, to the second order of business. While visiting Miss Gwendolyn Dane at work yesterday, I this whilst walking through

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[east_from_west]

She can't be yours because she has fake bangs. And no one wants a girl with fake bangs.

[my_frustration]

Fake bangs or not, I'd still hit it like the hand of an angry God. Huzzah.