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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In September I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I gave baby__imbadnews a kidney (1000 points). In April I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1741 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
my_green_pen
I Have been OVERLY good this year
More to come later today ((Maybe)) ♥