Dear Chris, You make me squirm with anticipation when I know I will be viewing you, even from a distance. You should make it a point to love all the fury animals of the world before you die. Someday I will marry you and your wife. You = 374. If I saw you now I'd find a cloth to wipe up my drool and fantasize about cleaning your ears. I would build a oil rig just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my dogs butt because it is already on mine. If I could sing you any song it would be when doves cry because my chem teacher says that I am like Prince. We could eat/drink flesh babies under the stars. My love for you is like that of deep ravine, you can only imagine how far down it goes until you hit jagged sharp rocks of death.
Love, Your father
(P.S. Don't forget to bring home that nice girl you met at the circus. She looks appetizing.)
Dear Chris, You make me sick. You should die. Someday i will kill you. you=dead. If i saw you now Id shoot you. I would build a coffin just for you. I would get you name tattooed on my gun. If i could sing you any song it would be swing low sweet chariot. we could eat/drink your last meal under the stars. my love for you is like that of a hunters love for the dear.
Dear Chris, You make me want to slay the black broodmother, Onyxia with the deepest darkest desires of my heart. You should join my UBRS raid NOW. Someday I shall have you turn back to the horde, back to your family. You = traitor. If I saw you now I'd gank you and corpse camp you until you logged off. I would build a transmuted arcanite bar, and possibly exploding sheep just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my shadowcraft tunic, actually I would just get a +100 hp enchant instead. If I could sing you any song it would be LEEEEEEEROYYYY JEEEEEEEENNNNKKINNSSSS. We could eat/drink enriched mana biscuits and alterac valley bottled spring water under the stars, maybe some thistle tea while we cuddle by the fires of orgrimmar. My love for you is like that of a 60 rogue using cold-blood ambush on a lvl 30 mage.
Love, Necrophagist
(P.S. you are my [Heartseeker], and your 1% chance to crit with your kisses keeps me logged on all night long.)
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You make me squirm with anticipation when I know I will be viewing you, even from a distance. You should make it a point to love all the fury animals of the world before you die. Someday I will marry you and your wife. You = 374. If I saw you now I'd find a cloth to wipe up my drool and fantasize about cleaning your ears. I would build a oil rig just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my dogs butt because it is already on mine. If I could sing you any song it would be when doves cry because my chem teacher says that I am like Prince. We could eat/drink flesh babies under the stars. My love for you is like that of deep ravine, you can only imagine how far down it goes until you hit jagged sharp rocks of death.
Love,
Your father
(P.S. Don't forget to bring home that nice girl you met at the circus. She looks appetizing.)
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You make me sick. You should die. Someday i will kill you. you=dead. If i saw you now Id shoot you. I would build a coffin just for you. I would get you name tattooed on my gun. If i could sing you any song it would be swing low sweet chariot. we could eat/drink your last meal under the stars. my love for you is like that of a hunters love for the dear.
Love,
your demise.
(P.S you die)
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way to keep a strong theme.
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You make me want to slay the black broodmother, Onyxia with the deepest darkest desires of my heart. You should join my UBRS raid NOW. Someday I shall have you turn back to the horde, back to your family. You = traitor. If I saw you now I'd gank you and corpse camp you until you logged off. I would build a transmuted arcanite bar, and possibly exploding sheep just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my shadowcraft tunic, actually I would just get a +100 hp enchant instead. If I could sing you any song it would be LEEEEEEEROYYYY JEEEEEEEENNNNKKINNSSSS. We could eat/drink enriched mana biscuits and alterac valley bottled spring water under the stars, maybe some thistle tea while we cuddle by the fires of orgrimmar. My love for you is like that of a 60 rogue using cold-blood ambush on a lvl 30 mage.
Love,
Necrophagist
(P.S. you are my [Heartseeker], and your 1% chance to crit with your kisses keeps me logged on all night long.)
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