...I know not only netspeak, but binary coding.
...My shampoo is white and my conditioner is black.
...I'm stylish.
...4 of my favorite bands are The Faint, The Cure, Billy Idol, and Cursive.
...I dated a web designer. He's still a close friend.
...We host LAN parties at my house.
...My song count on Audioscrobbler is over 2500.
...I can finish this sentence: All your base are ___________.
...Most the time, I type with proper grammer.
...I am the reject of the rejected.
...I'm cute.
...My house revolves around comic book release dates.
...I'm an emobitch, which automatically makes me cooler than you.