why can't we be friends with famous people like slayer?

[my_life_in_red]

goddamn, straight from the mouth of jessica herself after we brushed bodyguards with the backstreet boys. every story it seems these days starts with, "i was so wasted, i did A, B, and C" well let me break it to you, this is no exception

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[summersend]

well written and an enjoyable read.

[my_life_in_red]

and I didn't even have to mention danzig to get your attention. thanks joseph!

[momi]

i would also like to add that they had a $500 tab, as well as the dude's whose booth we crashed, and they didn't tip their cocktail waitress shit...not even one red penny.

[erinlovesdrew]

god, you make wednesdays exciting.