take it real slow

[my_lifes_a_lie]

I, Emily Moore, am vowing on this seventeenth day of the sixth month of the year two-thousand and seven to successfully create a formula for a special medication that will calm nerves, relax tension, and help relieve stress so as to enjoy life

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[cellkiller_hell]

I HOPE you aren't referring to The Mind-Altering FREAK that is your brother-in-law.

[my_lifes_a_lie]

NO! but that whole seventeenth day junk was basically exactly what he wrote in an email to my mom ahahhahaha.

[cellkiller_hell]

what a douchebag.