I can't stop long because I've got to get back to the ranch on time for this big party Georgie's having. I'm extremely pissed off that I had to come back to the UK at all - bloody terrorists
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Alright, little buckaroo, you can relax. This good ol' boy has a good ol' plan.
I'm gonna use somma my daddy's money (He's got a lot. Laura jokingly calls him Daddy Warbucks), and buy your country from you. Then I'll make all the tough decisions and fight off all the terrorists. I'm real good at fightin' terrorists, see, cause what I do is bomb every country in the desert from Turkey to Turkmenistan until the freedom-hatin' stops.
Since your title was Prime Minister, I'll put you in charge of putting 50% of the revenue we receive from taxpayers into the pockets of priests Faith Based Initiatives. Once we get God on our side, those turban-headed rug-kneelers are gonna be scared shitless. He called me up the other day and told me I was doing a good job. I asked if Jesus was around, cause I had a couple questions for him, but I guess the good son was out killin' fags or somethin' cause God had to take a message
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I'm gonna use somma my daddy's money (He's got a lot. Laura jokingly calls him Daddy Warbucks), and buy your country from you. Then I'll make all the tough decisions and fight off all the terrorists. I'm real good at fightin' terrorists, see, cause what I do is bomb every country in the desert from Turkey to Turkmenistan until the freedom-hatin' stops.
Since your title was Prime Minister, I'll put you in charge of putting 50% of the revenue we receive from taxpayers into the pockets of priests Faith Based Initiatives. Once we get God on our side, those turban-headed rug-kneelers are gonna be scared shitless. He called me up the other day and told me I was doing a good job. I asked if Jesus was around, cause I had a couple questions for him, but I guess the good son was out killin' fags or somethin' cause God had to take a message ( ... )
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Have you seen the FILM 'Fahrenheit 9/11'? I think you would like it, it's all about you. I feel that it really shows your true character.
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You must be some kind of poet, I've never heard of you.
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Please excuse our ignorant Prime Minister.
You know, when opheliablue was little, she used to think you were called The Teapot. How....sweet. (when I say "little" I mean, like, last year)
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I feel fortunate to be spoken of so highly by such a beautiful young lady.
I mean opheliablue, of course. Teapot is a good nickname!
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